Involuntary RPG

(OOC: Rashida has found Keanu's phone and sent the following texts. If anyone else wants to play she happily passed it off to whoever else wanted a go (Karim? Bryn?) before replacing it.)


To: Team Blackbird
From: 'Keanu'

HELP.


To: Jaelle
From: 'Keanu'

(1) I need to tell you something.
(2) It's about your hair.


To: All "boring" (shy, quiet, awkward, less than popular) girls at school - feel free to assume you're in this group!
From: 'Keanu'

Scramble my eggs, baby.


To: Omar, Mal
From: 'Keanu'

(1) I want to grow trees on your heads.
(2) Manly trees.

TO: Tess
FROM: Chris

[1/6] Ugh, I ran my mouth on the journals, and now everyone hates me.
[2/6] And I don't even think pj day is that horrible an idea
[3/6] I hate this place, I just want to go home
[4/6] Also, he still hasn't emailed back. At least, I don't think he has b/c I CAN'T TELL BECAUSE THE INTERNET HERE IS STUPID
[5/6] I kind of want to skip the rest of my classes
[...]
[6/6] Sorry for spamming your texts

TO: Erik Svanstrom
FROM: Tess Bigelow

(1/3) Hey Erik!
(2/3) Thnks so much 4 the drink ticket, but next time we r dancing!
(3/3) I won't take no 4 an answer!

WHO: Omar Calderón [Puerto Rico] and Tess Bigelow [New Zealand]
WHAT: Tess decides to give Omar a bit of advice
WHEN: Afternoon, Saturday, September 1st
WHERE: Quad
WARNINGS: Language, talk of Crimes

( Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, here's my number, so kill me maybe. )

TO: International Vol Club [ivc@gmail.com]
FROM: Taki Tanaki [supermaths@mail.yahoo.co.jp]
SUBJECT: Hello I Am A Vol

Hello Nawal Bechara and International Vol Club!

I hope your weather is very nice in Australia. Please excuse but my name is Takashi Tanaka, but please to call me Taki. I am very excite for your new blog that is nicely made. I am a Vol in Japan and I am very interest in this matters. My power is to do super maths.

Please my government of Japan does not believe I am Vol and I hope maybe you are help me to go to Australia with you. I want use my powers for good and be on your teams! I am very thankful if you are help me.

Very much thank you,
Takashi Tanaka
"Super Maths Man"
Suginami, Japan

PS - Is there a maths club at International Vol Institute?

{OOC: I don't know who this email would actually go to, but I'm happy presuming it gets forwarded to all Vol Club members right now, for max exposure. Maybe they change the settings afterwards to reduce spam, but right now he's in all yo' inbox}

WHO: Aksel's friends, and anyone who feels like swinging by, as this is totally public
WHAT: Birthday things!
WHEN: Dinnertime and then @ pub night
WHERE: Cafeteria and then, well, pub night!
WARNINGS: TBA?
STATUS: IC/OOC!

( IC/OOC birthday things! )

WHO: Jimmy Boudreaux, Hailey Hamilton, Others (we hope)
WHAT: Country music @ pub night
WHEN: September 1
WHERE: Pub
WARNINGS: ?
STATUS: IC/OOC
( Line Dancing! )

TO: Tess Bigelow
FROM: Jude Arscott

You're veg, right?

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TO: Ernestina Basile
FROM: Jude Arscott

Pub night this week? Sorry I haven't been out much. I've decided not the let The Man get me down, because that's probably letting them win, or some shit.

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TO: Sel Sarin
FROM: Jude Arscott

Do you have any baked treats requests for this week, mate?

TO: Tea Martin, Tess Bigelow
FROM: Hailey Hamilton

Hey - u can bake, right? Is there anyway you could bake a cake before training today? I'll pay!

TO: Daisy Hughes
FROM: Hailey Hamilton

Remember that night u were baking when Carter and I played poker? think u could bake another ANYTHING before training? I would pay and/or be in your debt or anything.

WHO: Katja Weber, Tess Bigelow
WHAT: Bunny whispering.
WHEN: Monday afternoon
WHERE: Katja's room/Germany
WARNINGS: Adorable furry woodland creatures.
STATUS: Completed log

( She thought the fact that he would never love a girl as much as he loved that rabbit limited his dating prospects. )

TO: Group email to Beth, Eun Joo, Hailey, Magda, Marek, Rose, Teagan, Tess
FROM: "Haneul Seung" <hseung@ivi.edu.au>
SUBJECT: ( Aksel's Birthday )

TO: Members of Vol Club
FROM: Tess Bigelow
SUBJECT: What do you think?

Should we do another vigil? Ethan asked if we were, and I said probably? It seems like - I mean someone asked, so we should?

-Tess

WHO: Everyone and anyone who wanted to attended the swap shop and/or slumber party
WHAT: ...Swap shop and then slumber party
WHEN: Starting around 8:30
WHERE: L5 Girl's lounge
WARNINGS: TBD dun dun dun
STATUS: IC/OOC

( HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO. )

WHO: Tess Bigelow, Han Seung
WHAT: Clearing the air ... maybe
WHEN: Wednesday Aug. 15
WHERE: After training
WARNINGS: Not sure yet
STATUS: Complete

( she didn't want it to hang over them for too long )

WHO: Aksel & Tess
WHAT: It's just been a really rough couple of days, ok?
WHEN: Monday evening sometime after dinner
WHERE: Out on the grounds
WARNINGS: Probably none. Aksel doesn't like cursing in front of Tess
STATUS: Complete

( As far as Aksel was concerned, this week was not starting out any better than last. )

TO: Ishak Rahim <irahim@ivi.edu.au>
FROM: Tess Bigelow <tbigelow@ivi.edu.au>
SUBJECT: I need your help

Hi Ishak,

I need a favor, one Condor to another. I lost my iPod and someone stole found it but won't give it back without some sort of cash reward. Would you be willing to call it to you? My grandmother gave it to me for Christmas a couple months before she died and I would really like it back.

If you can't, I understand.

<3,
Tess

TO: Tess
FROM: Brandon

I don't know what the fuck you told your friends about me but I have just been punched in the head by a skitzo Korean. Stay the hell away from me.

TO: Aksel, Han
FROM: Tess

I know Teagan told you. Please don't talk to Brandon. It's unnecessary. If NEthing had gone badly I would have said smthng then bc I'm a grown woman and I can take care of myself. Anyway, thank you for being worried. And if I heard wrong, just ignore this, okay?

WHO: Tess Bigelow, Chris Barbary
WHAT: Walk of Shame
WHEN: Sunday morning
WHERE: Girls Dorm - 2B
WARNINGS: Angst, guilt, possible flailing
STATUS: Complete

( I didn't even know blokes did that )

WHO: Tess Bigelow, Brandon Hawthorne
WHAT: Waking up
WHEN: Sunday morning
WHERE: Brandon's room
WARNINGS: Nekkidness and awkwardness. Extreme embarrassment. Vague discussions of a sexual nature.
STATUS: Complete.

( Did this make her a slut? )