Involuntary RPG

( Christmas Presents. )

TO: Asylum Kids, Fin, Neve, Harlow, Kris, Dani, Jordana, Jada, Logan, Sunny, Jace, Vi, Mason and the Men of 1990
FROM: Edwin Seabeck <eseabeck@ivi.au.edu>
SUBJECT: Happy Holidays

As scattered to the four winds as you'll all undoubtedly be, I hope that both this year's holidays and your New Year celebrations will all be alike in their phenomenal awesomeness. Try not to break the world while you're out there.

With Much Affection,
Edwin

TO: Lena, Mo
FROM: Marine

[French] (1/2) Waffles, frittes, and chocolate Sunday afternoon? Not sure I can swing the beer, but your company is better than everyone else in this godforsaken rock. Did you see Depardieu is trying to become Belgian to escape French tax? The French. There is a reason our country sits above them.
(2/2) Because we're better.

TO: Marius
FROM: Marine

tks 4 ur help

TO: Alex
FROM: Marine

(1/3) good luck 2 u, sir!! you aim high if you're going after one of the twins.
(2/3) not that you are not in their league
(3/3) thank god it isn't coralie. we're still mates right? xx

WHO: Marius Escher and Clea Skov.
WHAT: Their routine coffee. They briefly analyze the Lottie situation.
WHEN: BACKDATED. Saturday afternoon, August 18.
WHERE: The Escher/Bbjornstrand room, men's tower.
WARNINGS: Clinical allusions to FWB arrangements. Not much, really.
STATUS: Log, completed.

( At the rate they were going, once or twice a week, they would make a coffee drinker out of her yet. )

TO: Robbie Lynch, Vi Harper, and Clea Skov (separately).

Good lord.

TO: Daisy
FROM: Clea Skov

1/2
fuck that idiot. and you're getting threats

2/2
let me know if anybody tries anything?

TO: Marius
FROM: Clea Skov

this place keeps getting worse & it's largely the students to blame. expectations ttly subverted. discuss.

LATER, SUNDAY NIGHT.
TO: Richie
FROM: Clea Skov

are you busy?

TO: Marius Escher
FROM: Lottie Pewter

u suk every other guy i fuckd came 2 visit n u didnt JS MARIUS [...] do u no ne gud jokes?

TO: Victor Reyes
FROM: Lottie Pewter

how r u 2day?

TO: Moira Bloom
FROM: Lottie Pewter

[...] wanna hang out 2morrow

TO: Marine van de Velde
FROM: Lottie Pewter

r u rly mad @ pls stop being sad

TAGS

MOVE ALONG NOW

TO: Marius
FROM: Allegra

any chance i can get another coffee out of you? soon?

Providence:


Marius:


Moira:

TO: Karim, Lottie, Sylvie, Moira, Alex, Nolan, Hedda, Vi, Victor, Brad, Allegra, Marius, Mason, Omar, Cheska, Mal, Jasmine, Daisy, Remy, Mimir, Leandro, Lo, Donovan, Benjamin, Cris
FROM: Marine

helo stare gauze aft.Er bushy pants wit harlot kebab ad i whos in?? Mx

[sent five minutes later]

hello star-gazing and after hours picnic post dance with lottie, karim, and i. bring blankets. Mx

TO: Alex
FROM: Marine

duck the dance combing two your room den wear meat eatng with lots

TO: Karim, Lottie, Sylvie, Moira, Alex, Nolan, Hedda, Vi, Victor, Brad, Allegra, Marius, Mason, Omar, Jack, Cheska, Mal, Tom, Jasmine, Daisy, Remy, Sam [BY ACCIDENT]
FROM: Marine

[a deliberately typed message]

so talent night is tonight. if you don't have a talent and would rather, a few of us have thought it might be fun to instead have a friendly games night in the girls tower, room 2D. poker and apples to apples. making it interesting: bring two snacks from the convenience store you'll barter and wear layers, they're going to taken off. party is joint between karim, lottie, and i so text one of us back if you're in!! Mx

TO: Cheska
FROM: Marine

yo having a party in our room, if you're not up for it i will pay you and i will take on cleaning duties for the next month i hope it is okay!