hey what are you doing tomorrow?
houston we have a problem. you're being watched
idc if this is weird but hi how are you i'm dorothy.
you should come over after dinner because i have some amazing shit to read to you today involving what might be a panty raid
Welp.
I'm fucking freaking out right now, what if they're experimenting on us?
Taking Finlay to infirmary, but this is a bad day for me, head wise.
Should I still come over, and we just eat and like, watch a movie or something, rather than say anything?
You know, I kind of feel like I'm better prepared with carefully phrased truths, so thanks, I think?
I hope you're all okay - if not, wear headphones to drown out the questions.
(1/2) Where does Isla fall on the scale of all your hookups?
(2/2) NOW PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY AND DON'T ANSWER IT AGAIN IN CASEJULISOMEONE TRIES TO PULL THIS SHIT FOR REAL.
[1/3] if you made my girlfriend sick we can't watch the game together
[2/3] okay, seriously, can you tell what it is. i know they said flies but
[3/3] there's a really freaked-out not-over-it part of me that worries it's the same as what happened before and i can't deal with that
checked in with most people already but if you need anything give me a shout
Who needs toast and apple juice?
Do you need toast and apple juice?
Ditched or sick?
[1/8] Raphael?? Are you serious?
[2/8] ...are you FLIRTING?
[3/8] I mean, go get, but anyone but him
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[4/8] Cati are you okay???Did he DRUG you?
[5/8] Are you DANCING with him?
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[6/8] I know you have your phone, stop ignoring me. I'm going to call.
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[7/8] He is UP TO SOMETHING Cati what is going on?
[8/8] This is really gross and you will regret it in the morning. Intervention time is approaching.
Help, my roommate's been possessed by something.