Involuntary RPG

TO: Miyu
FROM: Brad

hey are you coming to pub night?

WHO: Jack Fuller, Jodi Duncan, Ethan Young, and Brad Swartz
WHAT: This.
WHEN: Day 3 after they're let out of the warehouses
WHERE: Where these kids eat now
STATUS: Completed dia-log!
WARNINGS: None

( Who knew that the waffles were the thing that Jack would miss most about IVI? )

TO: Roosters [GROUP]
FROM: Jodi

(1/2) one last rooster group meeting. tomorrow sometime. non-optional. i'm making cookies
(2/2) we'll say good bye and burn an effigy of wolfe

TO: Brad
FROM: Jodi

yo sup

TO: Ethan
FROM: Jodi

(1/2) sorry i escaped from you, there are cookies to be baked
(2/2) are we going to tell people about [...] that thing?

WHO: Brad Swatz and Jodi Duncan.
WHAT: Sads, fear of dying.
WHEN: Backdated to when everyone was in the warehouses.
WHERE: The Bad Kids Warehouse.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Completed log.

( I guess even useless Vols should die when they fight back. )

[ A while after this ]

TO: Brad, Jack.
FROM: Jodi

where the fuck are you?

TO: Swans [GROUP]
FROM: Jodi

ethan's in the library medical center thing.

To: jodi, jack, ethan
From: brad

ugh i totally should have listened to you guys i have thrown up for the last hour nonstop someone please come and get me

WHO: Gabi Fuentes Salazar and Brad Swartz
WHAT: In the wake of the bombing, Brad must put his teammate back together.
WHEN: Day 2 after the solitary bombing.
WHERE: Perm solitary
WARNINGS: GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE THERE IS GORE IN THIS LOG, DID I MENTION THERE WAS GORE okay you are warned.
STATUS: Complete!

( Then it hit her. )

Who: Eli Rebreanu Grantham and Brad Swartz
What: The serum goes off in the cafeteria and Brad and Eli form a soul connection.
Where: the cafeteria
When: 07 July 2013 after the serum is set off
Status: Completed log
Warnings: Maybe swears; references to violence I think

( 'CAN EVERYONE SHUT UP!?' )

TO: Brad Swartz

(1/4) hey. this is jess.
(2/4) have you heard anything else from the trees.
(3/4) i was thinking about what you said that one said about flowers. birds do that too.
(4/4) like they call hands wings and stuff.

TO: Petr Laska

are you a plant right now.

TO: Eli Rebreanu-Grantham

(1/2) goddammit eli. what did you even do.
(2/2) you better get out soon because i'll make a dove shit on matty's head anyway and you don't want to miss that.

WHO: Brad Swartz and Jessica Peng
WHAT: Law & Order: Special Nature Unit
WHEN: BACKDATED to Saturday, June 22
WHERE: One of the outdoor dead zones, a.k.a. where all the logs are happening now
WARNINGS: Nature
STATUS: Completed log!

( Okay I really don’t want to hear about the sad sex that people are having so just please stop. Right now. )

TO: Brad
FROM: Hugo

(1/2) Hey back from london
(2/2) Whats up man havent seen u in years is the hunger strike over yet?

To: jodi
From: brad

uhhhhh i need to tell you something.

To: Mason, Jack, Ethan, Jodi
From: Brad

omg i am so glad it's friday and not normal training days :|

TO: Ethan
FROM: Jodi

(1/2) hey [...] :)
(2/2) i missed you last night [...] :(

[ Sent after this news comes out ]

TO: Brad
FROM: Jodi

omg brad did you check your email?

TO: Brad, Jack, Alex, Savannah (Group Text)

Hey. I just did something real stupid, and I need you to help me figure out how not to let it ruin my relationship

[ Sent sometime after this. ]

TO: Daisy
FROM: Jodi

oh my god daisy fjdkasl;fjsdkfl;jsafdasf :| :| :| :|

TO: Brad
FROM: Jodi

help me obi-wan kenobi. you're my only hope.

To: miyu
From: brad

hey lady can we talk?

To: isla
From: brad

hey lady can we talk?

To: miyu
From: brad

hey i tried to find you yesterday. where were you?

To: jodi
From: brad

everything sucks.

To: isla
From: brad

u okay?

To: petr
From: brad

sent over the course of an hour

(1/4) hey man i saw
(2/4) u okay?
(3/4) did you plant?
(4/4) okay i am going to try to find you

after a while

To: karim
From: brad

this is brad swartz, is petr in your room?

WHO: Tanja Roze & Brad Swartz
WHAT: Swoogle training, and some mild power accident
WHEN: Swoogle training, 31/5/13
WHERE: ...Swoogle training
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Completed log

(  DUDE SHE HATES YOU  )

To: jodi
From: brad

btw it totally tastes like candy