Involuntary RPG

TO: Val
FROM: Suzee

[1/2] valllllllllllllllllll
[2/2] lol it autocorrected to that

TO: Lilja, Astrid, Chris and Suzee (group text)
FROM: Miyu

I HAVE MADE THE NUMBER ONE MISTAKE (((((*ﾉДﾉ)えーん

TO: Karim
FROM: Suzee

[1/14] omg karim
[2/14] matty poole is such a creeper
[3/14] he got my roomie super high
[4/14] like almost dead high
[5/14] and then stole her bra
[6/14] the BRA SHE WAS WEARING RIGHT OFF HER BOOBS
[7/14] then he went running down the halls with it
[8/14] and i think he was like. REALLY HAPPY about it iykwim
[9/14] omg is he a panty thief??????
[10/14] I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THOSE REALLY HAPPENED
[11/14] omfg its like connor on degrassi
[12/14] IVI IT GOES THERE
[13/14] ruin him
[14/14] not val tho be nice to val

WHO: Matthew Poole, Valeska Protz, and Suzee Otterstetter
WHAT: Interrupted sexcapades. This is what happens when Matty doesn't skip things.
WHEN: Wed, June 5th...sometime after training. I know this is going up kinda early but today is a busy day for me.
WHERE: 3B
WARNINGS: language and a lot of sexual talk/references
STATUS: complete

( It was moments like these that convinced him karma was real. )

TO: Suzee
FROM: Understanding

I COULD hear the bells, Suzee. Thank you for making last night a fantasy. Every sound was a symphony.

TO: Omar
FROM: Karim

[1/2] omg WHAT
[2/2] did you have a lovechild w/ conseula???

TO: Bitch Squad
FROM: Karim

[1/3] OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OMAR
[2/3] he totally has a kid back home like omg
[3/3] jas did you already know or is this like SURPRISE DEALBREAKER???

To: shannon, lydie, doria, suzee, freja (group text)
From: val

worst birthday ever :(

To: raphael
From: val

what did you to do me?

( Birthday Presents for Val, left on her bed! )

( Birthday Present for Miyu! )

To: suzee
From: val

(1/2) ugh vanessa is still having problems with her roomie and i am going to go get her shoes.
(2/2) we might need to make room in our closet.

( Package for Suzee from home )

TO: Understanding Jones, Davi Alizadeh, Suzee Otterstetter
FROM: Jordana Miller
SUBJECT: Time to make a decision

Hey guys,

So, now that things have calmed down some what, I think it's time we make a decision about what musical we are putting on, and start calling for auditions and crew volunteers.

Or, alternatively, we can draw up a shortlist and get the student body to vote on which musical they want to put on.

So, thoughts?

Regards,

Jordana

TO: Astrid
FROM: Suzee


[1/6] omg
[2/6] so i reread all this stuff from friday and saturday
[3/6] and i guess miyu doesn't even masturbate?
[4/6] so remember how we were going to figure out a list of guys she should date?
[5/6] lets do that
[6/6] #1 brad

Later

o sry bb its btw 7:30 and 8:45 text me when u get this

WHO: Understanding Jones [USA], Brad Swartz, Suzee Otterstetter, Elise van Leeuwen, Davi Alizadeh, Lilja Agnarsdottir, and Finlay McCracken
WHAT: A series of vignettes about Understanding's day with Mette's powers
WHEN: 24 February, 2013; throughout the day
WHERE: IVI
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( Lie. Lie. Lie. )

TO: Suzee, Astrid, & Lilja (Group)
FROM: Miyu

How do you stop having a "crush"?

To: Val
From: Suzee

why does our room smell like patchouli??

To: shannon + doria
From: val

lol mike wants to hook up w me tonite. bring ur game faces girls

To: suzee
From: val

hey bb might need ur help tonite look totally hot k?

( Texts to coralie, elsa, ethan, ivy, javier, jodi, juro, marine, mason, mirijam, mitzi, mocha itano, neve, suzee, ted, valya, and whitney )

WHO: Graham Lockey, Leigh Tharp, open to everyone
WHAT: Graham decided to hold an impromptu costume contest.
WHEN: During Pub Night
WHERE: The pub
WARNINGS: NA?
STATUS: Complete narrative & space for people to show off what they were able to come up with. + OPEN for other IC threading.

( Oh man, we look great. )

TO: Suzee
FROM: Miyu

We are going to a seance tomorrow, okay? Do not laugh about how I look like a ghost myself please.