Involuntary RPG

TO: Lo
FROM: Omar

bad girl lo

TO: Mal
FROM: Omar

fine

WHO: Mette Skoglund and Mira Golob (& co.)
WHAT: An egg assault!
WHEN: The evening of 17 September 2012
WHERE: Bathroom in the girls' dormitory, 5th floor
WARNINGS: um, lots of eight-leggers doing eight-legged things, and some swears
STATUS: Complete

( She had been tailing her for two days. Well, she hadn’t been anywhere near her, but they had. )

WHO: Jimmy Boudreaux, OPEN
WHAT: Jimmy gets serious about training. By sunbathing.
WHEN: September 18, lunchtime
WHERE: On the quad
WARNINGS: B for bodacious?
STATUS: Come by to admire, or harass, or just to comment on how pink Jimmy’s skin is becoming! Also, he does not have the egg, but feel free to think he does. :)

( It’s not easy being pink… )

( JESSE MAKES HIS FIRST ENTRY IN HIS PRAYER JOURNAL SINCE COMING TO IVI. )

TO: Liam
FROM: Jesse

(1/2) look broseph i'm sorry bout the egg thing yesterday
(2/2) no hard feelins jeah?

TO: Kody
FROM: Jesse

u seen my black moleskin anywhere

TO: Ethan
FROM: Jesse

can i ask u sumthing about when u were excommunicated? dont have to if u dont want to broseph

TO: Donovan Murphy
FROM: Mason Laughlin

I can't believe I'm getting worked up over this stupid, stupid game. This sucks.

TO: Ted
FROM: Coralie

how are you finding the competition :)

TO: Remy
FROM: Coralie

do you have much team sprit, remy? :)

TO: Karim
FROM: Coralie

any egg gossip? :)

TO: Benjie
FROM: Coralie

do not worry about buying me a drink. i have something else in mind!

TO: Magpies [group text]
FROM: Hailey

thx to JP's intel, I got Max's egg! Peacock I think?

TO: Richie
FROM: Hailey

Soo.. sorry for making things
Are things going to be weird no
We can pretend I never
How's your day going?

TO: Oden
FROM: Hailey

k as much as u should b on skates and not ur feet, i cant get out of bed at 630 am

TO: Rashida Mazibuko [rmazibuko@ivi.edu.au
FROM: Daniele Davies [ddavies@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: I'm sick of eggs
ATTACHMENT: beanssayshi.jpg

( I got a new message from home today, and I wanted to share it with you. )

TO: Barn Swallows
FROM: Isadora

The good news is I killed an egg yesterday. :D The bad news is I let ours die today. :( :( Sorry.

TO: Hermokrates
FROM: Isadora

I now understand the pain of losing an egg. I am sorry for your loss. :(

TO: Marine
FROM: Isadora

You're lucky you're cute.

TO: [GROUP: Team Rooster]
FROM: Allegra Hawke <ahawke@ivi.edu.au>
SUBJECT: Kind of craving a kinder surprise now

1. I'm going to be in the library for most of today, so I guess you should give me the egg. It'll be safe during most of my non-class time and I almost always sit where there's the least amount of people anyway so no one would think it's weird. I don't know if protection is or isn't a good idea considering the blood block throwing going on. That shit is gross. Safety in numbers for meals, though, yes?

2. Sara, if you promise not to let the snakes go anywhere near me/my room, I think you should use them if Spidergirl is attacking people in the showers. Do snakes eat spiders?

3. After this crazy is over, can we PLEASE celebrate Dani's birthday properly?

4. Tell me a joke.

A xx