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There is some weird shit out there for sale. Needful Things actually has a "Dimple Maker" from the 30s. Apparently, dimples were in. It looks like a torture device. Anyone want to try it?

The best thing though... a PACK SMOKER. A whole pack. Who needs to smoke that much in one sitting? Look at this thing:

My skydiving lessons have been super great recently. Best adult life decision ever.

[Filtered to Natasha]

Hey, boss. You super busy? I mean, probably. I've seen your schedule and stuff.

So, we've unfortunately had some recent vacancies at In Vein Clinic. Anyone who has some experience in either medical tech work, or nursing or medicine can see me if they're looking for a job. Anyone looking to eventually go into a field such as CNA or phlebotomist and want to start off at the clinic can also see me and potentially get a loan for such courses.

I have so many pictures from all my amazing adventures now, so I feel somewhat accomplished. I have now obtained a unicorn onesie or three. I look totes adorbs in it. Even if I can only bear to wear it for a little while. These would have been PERFECT back home, but alas. I guess I should get used to whatever's going to be coolest and stare wistfully at other things.

Last week, when the world turned into a faerie land for a day, there was a faerie man who followed me about and expressed his undying love for me. He simply wouldn't take no for an answer. It was flattering at first but then grew a bit irritating. Take note men, following a woman about is not a way to get them to love you.

Apparently I should have taken him up on his offer. He was actually quite handsome. I wonder what faerie men are like in bed.


[FILTERED TO MYCROFT]

Albus has decided that he would prefer that he and I merely be friends.

This town is too punny.

WAVERLY EARP & DOC HOLLIDAY:

Waves, you'll be happy to know I got a job finally. I won't be mooching off you anymore. You're looking at a cashier/stock/sales rep for Needful Things. Something fishy about the guy who runs it. People say he practically gives things away. Not sure if I hope they're cursed or not. Figured it'd be a good place to keep an eye on things, and hey get paid for it too.

Who's an Earp gotta screw around here to get a job that isn't boring as fuck? It's not that I want one, I just really don't want one. I've been a waitress, bartender, secret agent against demons, and a stripper! I'll tell you right now, I make a shitty bartender. I drink more than I sell.

I found a place outside of town for skydiving lessons. It's my new goal. I'll have to work around things a bit, but I'll figure it out.

Well, jumping to the future’s a new one. Anyone seen a 37 year old African-American man, 6’2” approximately 180 lbs with no regard for protocol. Answers to Slick, will argue if called Kid despite the fact that he behaves like one?

Guess I can rely on the coffee, but if they keep it up with that powder creamer, they’re going to have to find somewhere else to go.

Why??

I'm supposed to be the widow of a creepy skull that belongs to the demon son of this super evil witch that tried to murder meeee. NOT GET IT BACK ALL GOOD AND NORMAL. Okay, I don't know if I actually married it, but there was a ritual thing and the Blacksmith never said I wasn't. She never said I was either, but!

No one wants a skull for a present. WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

Well. Kind of managed transfiguration. A little.



If anyone sees a tequila bottle running around with four legs, let me know. I should probably fix that.

[Friends & Family]

So I guess I'm not 100% used to my being a blue mutant with a tail. I mean, obviously I am still totes adorbs and this mustard yellow dress is super cute on me, but it's an adjustment. I also feel kind of bad about accidentally stealing someone's powers and not giving anything back. :( I wonder if Nicole would still think I was super cute like this

Which means if you guys see a blue someone around the Homestead, do not shoot. I REPEAT DO NOT SHOOT. But I'm also curious about this 'climbing up smooth surfaces' thing. Like what kind of awesome rock climbing experiences can I have? Also I can teleport? But I have yet to actually do so without stumbling and falling over. It's a work in progress.

One of the great things about Texas: open carry. They don't give a shit that I've got Peacemaker strapped to my thigh. They do care when I put it in their face for getting handsy though.

I've been a bit of a hermit since I've gotten here. Or really, I blame settling into a new place.

Anyway, I am in desperate need of some new friends, since I can't just hang around my sister, her kids, and her boyfriend all the time, as great as they are.

What's a good place to get a couple of drinks around here? Because what says new friends like getting drunk together? Or not getting drunk, whatever anyone's up to.

All right newcomers! My name is Waverly Earp yes, as in and I'm totally going to use this moment in my existence to shamelessly promote The Roadhouse because 1. It's awesome and 2. I'm there at pretty good amount of the time! You know, since I work there It's totally an excellent motivator, tyvm. My wit and charming personality are A+. At least 9/10 would recommend spending time with me. I'll even venture to say a solid 9 1/2 out of 10. It all depends on who you ask. Drinks and food are awesome, so there you have it.

And on a non-promotional 100% Waverly Earp note: Welcome to Tumbleweed. Enjoy the dust or at least get used to it. It's everywhere. Will give tours for snacks.

[Natasha Romanoff]

QUICK QUESTION!

Like what do I have to do if I want to come help with the research stuff? I was a member of Black Badge and I'm not exactly science, but I am Team Research and I'm excellent at what my sister deems "murder boards" which really is just a board filled with information and things to tie back into the general what's happening. Compiling a lot of information is kind of great for me. 1. Because I like it and 2. Because I need a distraction from my brain I mean, I could come when I'm not working.

But if someone else is team Information Compilation and isn't looking for a partner, I totally get that, too. Just figured I'd ask.

FILTERED TO EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED FEN'S WELCOME PARTY

Thank you all for coming on Friday. It meant a lot to me, and I'm sure Fen as well, that you were willing to come welcome her to our community. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves.

FILTER TO JOHANNA MASON

You know, Murphy was included in the invitation.

FILTER TO BETSY BRADDOCK AND WARREN WORTHINGTON

I was wanting to speak to you both about Megan. Would it be alright if I took her on a field trip for a week near the end of the semester? It would be taking place on the Island that Rogue has created and, if you give permission, will be serving not only as a field trip but a final project for what we've been working on with her magic studies this year.

(Edited in Later)

FILTER TO PIXIE

How do you feel about a field trip for a final instead of an actual final?

It's not that I don't trust people when they tell me I've been dumped in an alternate universe, it's just that I don't trust people as a general rule. No offense.

There is not enough whiskey in the entire universe for this bullshit.

TEXT TO ELIOT WAUGH:

-- Good news: I haven't lost my touch.

When I was a kid, there was only ever one path for me to take. I was my dad's back-up plan. We have this family curse, you see, where these asshole demons try to kill us because of my great-granddad, and the heir's the one with the power to send them back to hell where they belong. Willa was the oldest, so she got all the attention, and I was only worth something as a back-up in case something bad happened. So, of course, something bad happened. I was twelve, and I knew jack shit about what daddy had to deal with, compared to what he knew, anyway, and there wasn't anyone around to each us. I always figured I wouldn't make it to thirty, so what the hell did school or anything else matter? Barely finished high school, never went to college. Never gave a second thought to a future I wasn't ever going to have.

I don't have to deal with that damn curse here, so now I can't stop thinking about how I never had a plan for anything and I have no goddamn clue who I am if I'm not the heir. I liked it more when we were in space and I didn't have to think about any of this. How the hell does anyone decide what they're supposed to do with their lives? Shit.

I'm out of whisky.