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Waverly Earp (earpish) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-23 12:34:00

Entry tags:

!network post, jason todd / red hood (au), sam wilson / falke (au), waverly earp, wynonna earp

Why??

I'm supposed to be the widow of a creepy skull that belongs to the demon son of this super evil witch that tried to murder meeee. NOT GET IT BACK ALL GOOD AND NORMAL. Okay, I don't know if I actually married it, but there was a ritual thing and the Blacksmith never said I wasn't. She never said I was either, but!

No one wants a skull for a present. WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

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	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	You ever read Harry Dresden? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Not that I remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	I mostly bring it up because he has a magical skull and it's awesome. Think the portal would do an exchange? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	That'd be nice. This one doesn't have any magic in it. It's just a skull. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	No witty comebacks from it, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Not at all. I found it in a hidden compartment in this piano at Shorty's. I was apparently the one trusted with it. It was definitely not what I wanted. It has two sets of teeth. Creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	That's definitely grounds for an exchange. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Not sure the portal does exchanges. Let’s hope the Stone Witch doesn’t turn up here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you said it wasn't a magic skull. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	It isn’t. But it belongs to a dead person whose mother is a witch and father is a demon. Soooo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Would it be insensitive if I said crush it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	No. I did that before and then she threw me into a wall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. She's not here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Which is good because she made me have to stab a guy with scissors and then zombified a bunch of people to try to kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-24 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Yup, crush it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-24 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Guess there are stranger things I’ve done in my existence. I’m just annoyed that I get a gift and it’s a sucky gift. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whynonna 2018-05-24 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Smash it with a hammer. Until it's dust. But save it for a stressful day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-24 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. That’s basically my plan. Uggghhhh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whynonna 2018-05-24 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't it have been great if we both got the 50 grand a bunch of other people got? We could have actually had savings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-24 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	We could have. Who would complain about money? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whynonna 2018-05-24 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	IDK, someone probably would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-24 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that's because that person clearly doesn't understand the importance of money. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	winterfalcon 2018-05-23 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Bob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	I could go for a Bob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winterfalcon 2018-05-23 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	I forgot about him. He was on Knowhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winterfalcon 2018-05-23 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	He talked a lot. Not as much as James and Francis though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Who's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winterfalcon 2018-05-23 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	From the future. Steve's kid and Hawkeye's kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2018-05-23 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Not!Clark and Not!Oliver. Gotcha. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miserychick 2018-05-23 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Can a creepy skull consent to be married? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Probably not??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miserychick 2018-05-23 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Then you're probably fine (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	That’s always a positive because the in-laws would super suck and one already tried to murder me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miserychick 2018-05-23 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	And he could call for equitable division of bones in the divorce settlement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I only have the skull. Someone else had the bones. Unless he was going for mine. Then we’d have to fight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miserychick 2018-05-23 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I'd been implying. You know, there's nothing saying we have to keep this stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earpish 2018-05-23 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	The truest dangers. I know. It’s just [...] of all the things I’m gonna get. (Reply to this) (Parent)