the displaced; ic

Attention people of the network. I'm now accepting any and all pieces of furniture or house things that you decide you don't want anymore. I'll pay you 5 dollars for each of them, thanks.

No worries about beds though. I have one for myself already. Including a cat bed. And a litter box and cat food so I'm all set there.

[Peter Parker (MCU)]

My parents are being super weird. Can I come over?

Who: Irondad & Spider-son
What: Basically this.
When: Saturday, June 16th,
Where: The Malibu House
Warnings: References to old movies.
Status: Complete in gdocs

( I am beginning to question if this whole shared working space is a good idea. )

[Henry Mills]

So do you know about Spider-man?

Hey, so I’m Spider-man.

Do fairytale people know about heroes in costumes and stuff?

Hey. So. You know how I’m Spider-man, right? Cuz some people do here.

WHO: Ben Reilly and Peter Parker (MCU)
WHEN: June 10th during the whole portal missions thingies
WHERE: the wilds of Siberia
WHAT: the Spiders take a break from tech rummaging to talk about some things that other Peter showing up brought to light.
WARNINGS: none?

( So, either I have a twin brother that my parents hid from me for some reason before they died, which would just raise all kinds of questions, or someone tried to make Spider-man clones probably for nothing good. )

International House of Burgers?

More like International House of BAD IDEAS.

[Private to Avengers MCU]

A few of you have already met Betty Ross. She was at Clint and Laura's barbecue last night, and at the Tony's birthday party a few days ago. I'm asking if she can have clearance to come into the Avengers' Compound. She's going to be helping me in the lab with a project.

[Private to Tony Stark MCU]

I know you don't want to talk about it, but do you want to talk about it?

Can I just say that I'm super glad that you guys didn't go for the Facebook format with the network?

Also, hi. I'm Peter. Ben gave me the insider's scoop on everything. Well, not everything, but probably about 25% of everything. I'm pretty sure I retained about 50% of that 25%, and there's about 15% that I'm currently in denial about on top of that. Sooo, for the 10.6% that I'm good with, I think I get the idea. I had my freak out. Totally understand that I'm the 3rd Peter Parker here.

Which, hey, fellow Peters. Are we just doing numbers? Chronologically? By height? Follow the Ed, Edd, and Eddy format? Does that even exist here? Too many questions? ...not enough questions?

We've gotten three bogeys on our portal scanner, and they are not in town. Ones in Queens, another in Kearney, Nebraska, and the other is in Siberia. This is an all hands on deck situation, as we're ridiculously understaffed. Our Googler is on the internet, looking for social media related to it. So far, it's just portals. We have no idea what's coming.

I need civilians who are willing to fight whatever comes out of there and take orders.

Who: Julia Wicker & Tony Stark, guest appearance by Peter Parker
What: According to Peter Parker, he was hanging with Mr. Stark, got some free sushi, but then things got awkward, but then got more free sushi so it was okay.
When: Thursday, June 8th
Where: Tony’s Place
Warnings: A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS!
Status: Complete in gdocs

( Obviously, I am treating this whole situation with the utmost respect and reverence. )

[MCU Avengers, including Buckys, Wakandans & Misty]
I'm seriously concerned about this space station thing. And Rogue in general. With the history back home we really can't get actively involved here unless we're invited by the X-Men and luckily it looks like at least a few of them aren't very happy about this either, but it might be a good idea to just... keep our ears to the ground. I'd feel a lot better if we knew what was going on and I don't really trust them not to just circle the wagons and shut everyone out again like they did on the space cruise. Generally when mutants start getting paranoid enough to build outposts in space it's not long before things start escalating and Rogue has not always been the most stable person. (Rich coming from me I know.)
[/]

[Carol Danvers]
You're going along with this?
[/]

This weekend we're going to do Legos at my place. So if you're into building things with Legos, and eating pizza, and hanging out with people, you should come join us Saturday night around 6 or so.

[Filter: Fray]

Have you done Legos before?

[Peter Parker (MCU)]

Okay. Keep calm. I can do this

Hey! You doing anything tomorrow? I got the Millennium Falcon lego set. Brand new. Haven't opened it yet. Want to help me build it?

[Filter: Malibu House Residents]

Hey Mr. Stark,

Can I get a ride to the ball? I asked a girl and she said yes. We're just going as friends. Do you mind driving us? I don't have my license yet. Or I can ask someone else.

Okay thanks!

Peter

[Texts to Peter Parker (MCU)]

» Okay. I will go.
» But only as friends
» And we will not dance too close

I'm really missing Violet tonight. :(

JON KASIYA:

I may have done some digging cause I got excited. What do you think?

This one is near Disneyland France and $20 a night!

Plain but functional.

This one's got a lot of good reviews.

How about the end of June through beginning of July?

PETER PARKER (She forgot to designate which!):

Okay, so this LEGO thing. When do you want to trade the $$$ for getting this thing! Do we need to go somewhere outside of Tumbleweed for it?

AMADEUS CHO:

You're still of the green variety, right?

[Filter: Malibu House Residents]

Hey Mr. Stark,

So I was thinking I'd like to try Quidditch if that's okay? They're going to have lessons and rentals and pick up games and the pick up games are free but the lessons and the classes aren't so I was wondering if that was okay or if maybe there were some extra chores I can do or like if I need to get a part time job?

Okay, thanks!

Peter

ATTENTION

As you may or may not know, The Pit has been under construction for some time now. Due to the delay caused by our Ocean Cruise, we've just recently finished construction on our dedicated Quidditch Pitch and are almost ready to received visitors.

We will be opening our doors, so to speak, on Tuesday May 29th at 8 AM. However, we invite everyone to come out to the premises on Sunday May 27th. We will be having an open house on that day so if you've never seen Quidditch in action or how a broom flies, you can come get a glimpse ahead of time. We are planning on a full day of pickup games and will be showing everyone how the game is played should people need explanation.

The Pit is user friendly and if you've ever had a dream of mounting a broom and taking to the air then we are here for you. While we have rental brooms available for all Wizards and Witches, we also have brooms specifically designed for use by non magical patrons. That's right. You do not have to have magic in order to participate.

I've provided a schedule of what we currently offer here. There will be lessons available beginning on opening day and ideally, once we have enough interested people, we will begin to have weekend matches in the near future.

Thank you.

WIZARDING WORLD

I need one more instructor. Does anyone have interest in teaching flying and would like to interview with myself, Bill and James?

( Previous netpost attempts. )

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

As good a place as any to take a short break. I almost forgot how comfy this spot is.

( unfiltered photo )

[FILTERED TO AVENGERS HOUSE & BEN REILLY]

Hey, sooooo... I'm going with Ben up to NYC for a bit and we'll be back in a week? soon in a week or two. I just wanted to drop you guys a line, not that you freak that I'm gone. [...] Not that you would. But.

We'll be back!

I take it all back. There was a point where I'd tell you NO WAY. NYC subways are actually one rung down from Death Valley in summer on the charts, and Texas can't be that bad.

Dude.

Texas. You win.

Everything is sticky.

FILTERED TO BEN REILLY:

[...] I was thinking.

I might actually be cursed This is I'm sorta in need of someone to sign off on being my guardian around here. I keep losing

What I can provide you as a ward:
- memes
- grilled cheese sammiches
- the assurance that you'll never have to check to make sure I did my homework?

Man, time really flies here, doesn't it?

BEN REILLY:

So I don't really have a lot of friends here, and almost no one who knows me. So I was wondering if you wanted to have lunch or dinner tomorrow. Not anything weird. It's just —

It's my birthday, and I don't really want to spend it alone.

Anybody up for quizzing me on my French? I 100% didn't consider that I'm terrible at other languages when I signed up for classes.

[...] Also, that probably sounds wrong. I mean actual French. Like... for a test?

I can offer you a grilled cheese as payment. And I have a bag of potato chips. Grilled cheese and potato chips.