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If anyone finds my brother's body in the river, please know that it was entirely his fault and that he deserved it.

HELLO.

THIS IS STEVE HARRINGTON.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I COULD GET SOME CIGARETTES PLEASE?

I AM ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND THAT IS NOT IDEAL.

THANK YOU.

GOODBYE.

Alright, I'm reopening Pancho's this weekend, come by if you need a drink or a hot meal. I'll be here.

And if you're looking for a job let me know, I'm gonna need some help keeping this place functioning in the same capacity. So lemme know.

GREETINGS CITIZENS.

THIS MOST RECENT SKIRMISH WITH THE ALIEN INVASION HAS LEFT ME FEELING UNSETTLED AND UNDERUSED.

I intend to rectify this by journeying through the doors regularly, to seek out worlds in need of help. Not to conquer, not to enslave or harm, only to aid should there be a need. If there are any helpful resources to be brought back from these ventures I shall offer them to those in town.

If there are any of you who wish to join me on these quests, I ask you only heed my instruction that this is to help others and not to harm. I should warn you not to deviate from these intentions, else you will find yourself answering to the authority of this town. It would be very unwise.

REGARDS,
THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER

Next to the vegetable garden is another area where I'm growing different herbs and things for use in potions. So unless it looks like a carrot and smells like a carrot? Don't eat it.

Say Pancho's had the ability to expand its menu - what kind of things would you like to see made available? Let a guy know. Otherwise it's just gonna be corndogs for Gwen.

This is Valkyrie.

Looking for someone.

Thank you.

Doctor Thirteen - found your tardes. Tardis? Tarsus? Tortoise? Blue box. Or a blue box.

Rogers, I require your presence at my house.

It is most urgent.

SOMEONE DIRECT ME TO THE LYCANTHROPE BILGESNIPE I WILL HANDLE IT

So did everyone forget to wash their hands or something? This all seems to be the opposite of good.

I had like, a sniffle? I sneezed a little. I think I'm okay now.

Hey, everyone,

New month, new Starklandia project. Tony Sr.'s been doing an admirable job getting the medical center stocked over time, but as we all know: emergencies and injuries are never things you plan, and it's always better to know as much as you can before one starts kicking.

To that end: it'd be useful to have a medical history on file for everyone.

I understand that for some of us, these feel like very private things, so if you're only comfortable giving bare bones, that's completely fine. They of course won't be widely circulated; this is for everyone's personal protection. I'll keep them on file and if we ever establish a medical staff, share it there.

I'd suggest starting with blood type, any known allergens, any medication you have been on or would need to avoid, major illnesses, and prior surgical history for those of you with basic human biology. For those with alternate considerations, whatever you know your most urgent needs would be in an emergency where you didn't have the ability to communicate them, please start there.

If anyone has questions or wants help writing things up, I'm in the library all day.

As ever - thanks for the time.

WANTED: One or two part time employees.
WHERE: COFFEE. The coffee shop.
WHEN: I dunno, man. Kinda whenever you feel like it.
WHAT: I mean, there's no money here. But you get first dibs on coffee and also I guess maybe fame and glory? It's not about the money, but the friends we make along the way?
WHO: Talk to me. Clint. Barton. I run COFFEE.
WHY: I don't wanna work 24/7?

Oh my god does the universe seriously think I've got nothing better going on?? I didn't ask for an alternate dimension pit stop.

I'm one hundred percent man enough to stop and ask for directions to the way out please and thank you.

Hi everyone,

Coming with a request for the library team. We're still under construction - and thank you to everyone who's volunteered their time and talent to help get the building set up, it's incredibly appreciated - but I'd like to start having specific lists we can consult when we're starting scavenging to fill these shelves that are being built.

This is a place to post any specific titles - books, DVDs, music, research materials, what have you - that you've been particularly jonesing for, so we can do our best to keep an eye out. Please feel free to message me privately if there's any requests you're not comfortable letting the general public know you'd like: I will not tell on you if what you want more than anything in the world is the Twilight series, movies about singing chipmunks, or 1970s porn magazines.

I know there are a lot of reference things we need to be on the lookout for, but please don't be shy about requesting anything you'd like for entertainment purposes, either. I'd like to have an individual list for everyone - the whole idea behind the library is to make it a true community space.

As ever, thanks for the time.

My fellow dimensionally marooned, in the effort of conducting research on the commonalities of our disappearance and eliminating down to the lowest common denominator, would all those willing please disclose the circumstances surrounding the time of your disappearance? What was happening in those moments in your life, perhaps even the world on a macro scale if you are so informed.

Sharing your story can absolutely be private, I understand completely. Please be assured that, as a doctor, I hold confidentiality in the highest regard. The only reason I ask is to examine why we were affected. I believe there may be parallel congruencies that left our realities and us, as individuals, all vulnerable to dimensional bleed at the time in which we were taken.

In the effort of transparency and fairness, I will share my own story. Scientific fascists had just invaded Earth and almost succeeded in wiping out every last trace of magic. My librarian and I defeated them and began to foster the rebirth of magic in reality 616. I decided to take a sabbatical to recover while it regrew when I found myself here.

I am having an incredibly difficult time finding amusing ways to pass the day.

What a problem to have.

I couldn't help but notice that while you have a well-established bar, the tomatoes are flooded and snails have eaten half the lettuce in the garden plots.

[Thor]
How is your brother really doing here?

CITIZENS OF THORTOPIA. I HAVE BROUGHT WITH ME BACK FROM THE SPACE REALM A BEVY OF LIBATIONS I SHALL BE DONATING TO THE DRINKING STATION OF PANCHO'S.

I SUGGEST A NIGHT OF REVELS, DRINKING AND MERRIMENT!

You know, I’m plenty chivalrous but I’m supposed to offer the bed before it’s taken from me.

I'm very overdue for a haircut. Is there anyone in ugh Starklandia who knows what they're doing in that arena? In an ideal world, it'll end up symmetrical and not something I could have done myself by pulling it into a ponytail and hacking that off.

I don't have anything worth trading, yet, but I'm good for future favors.