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Well, okay.

The afterlife looks like a bunch of buildings in a town square. And there's a phone. Am I messaging anyone? Sarte did say 'Hell is other people' so it would make sense if that were the case. My own personal Hell is definitely other people.

Who else is still mysteriously connected to someone? Show of hands? Because I don't know what the shelf life is on a typical magic spell or whatever but I'd really love to be able to pee without someone right outside the door.

there's no internet which means no memes which means im finna die



guess i'm gonna have to do everything my gosh darn diggity dang self smh

HELLO.

THIS IS STEVE HARRINGTON.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I COULD GET SOME CIGARETTES PLEASE?

I AM ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND THAT IS NOT IDEAL.

THANK YOU.

GOODBYE.

Hey all. I know it's been a pretty tough week for everyone here -- lots of. Well, you know. Less people around. And that's really rough. It is. Even if we all (or most of us) kind of knew the inexplicable and terrible deal that this place comes with.

Just reaching out. To make sure you're all okay, to see if you need anything, or maybe anyone. I'm not much of a hugger myself, but we'll find you one if that's what you need. Nyx? Thor? Someone like that. Pure beefcake hugs.

Also I've convinced our local coffee master and baker to make us some feel good food. So. Head over to COFFEE tomorrow morning for pastries.
(and Crepes for Mr. Fell. See? I told you I'd work on it.)

I know muffins don't fix everything but. Some carbs and company can't hurt.

All of a sudden everything is different and there’s all this extra time and I remember it all I remember everything now.

Rogers, I require your presence at my house.

It is most urgent.

Uhm. So - Seems to me like there's a lot of people who aren't feeling great lately? Anyone need anything? Help? Soup? i'm pretty great at making soup?

maybe comment in even if you don't need anything just so we know you're not like...dead or something

We've got another birthday coming up and it's my turn to fall on the sword, as it were, for purposes of planning. Clint's is in a week.

I want to do something a little different for him, and also so we don't all OD on parties. I'm thinking outdoor movie screening, since the weather's been nice lately. He wanted beer and Blade Runner for his birthday. Beer I know we've got, and I was lucky enough to get my hands on a copy of the movie back when he first mentioned it, but if anyone's inclined to help me figure out how to rig up a way to play it on the side of one of the buildings with decent audio so everyone can see and hear, I'd be grateful.

I wouldn't mind some help rounding up popcorn, assorted other movie-type snacks, blankets to spread out on the grass - anything to make it a low key fun summer night for everyone to enjoy.

I can tell you the back of the box summarizes the plot as "In a cyberpunk vision of the future, man has developed the technology to create Replicants - humanoid androids with short, fixed lifespans - which are illegal on Earth but are used in the off-world colonies. Deckard, a Blade Runner - a police officer who specializes in terminating replicants - is assigned to eliminate four escaped Replicants who have returned to Earth."

I can't tell you if it's any good, as I've never seen Blade Runner, and when it comes to our takes on movies, Clint and I are either entirely on the same page or entirely prepared to murder each other for terrible taste, and we have never once reached middle ground between those two options. But regardless, I think it'll be a fun night and I know you all want to show up for the guy with the adorable dog who keeps us all well-supplied in caffeine.

Hey so I've been working on gathering some data and I could use a little help from the community at large. I'm trying to get a better idea of the patterns of the doors, if it is totally random, or if there is some larger pattern we can't see because we're all looking at it as individuals rather than as a group.

I can only gain so much information with my own trips through the doors, and I'm working on a sensor to gather some other information for me, but what would really go a long way to helping is if we could keep a list of the kinds of places we're going.

You can tell me here, and then in the future just shoot me a message about where you've gone, maybe how long you were there, anything interesting you noticed - like if you wished to go to an ice cream shop and then opened the door and you were in one - something like that.

Anyway let me know, I've got Dum-E organizing things so you know things are slow going, but we can make this work.

( Private to Klaus Hargreeves. )

Hi everyone,

Coming with a request for the library team. We're still under construction - and thank you to everyone who's volunteered their time and talent to help get the building set up, it's incredibly appreciated - but I'd like to start having specific lists we can consult when we're starting scavenging to fill these shelves that are being built.

This is a place to post any specific titles - books, DVDs, music, research materials, what have you - that you've been particularly jonesing for, so we can do our best to keep an eye out. Please feel free to message me privately if there's any requests you're not comfortable letting the general public know you'd like: I will not tell on you if what you want more than anything in the world is the Twilight series, movies about singing chipmunks, or 1970s porn magazines.

I know there are a lot of reference things we need to be on the lookout for, but please don't be shy about requesting anything you'd like for entertainment purposes, either. I'd like to have an individual list for everyone - the whole idea behind the library is to make it a true community space.

As ever, thanks for the time.

Would anyone be interested in some kind of neighbourhood watch set up? We're all concentrated in one place, leaves a pretty big area going unsupervised.

Okay. The first few weeks after I got here were kind of a lot to handle. Overwhelming, I guess. I'm not really used to being a solid person, so. It's been a learning curve.

Anyway, I just figured I'd introduce myself a little better now that I'm up to it. I'm Ben Hargreeves, and you probably know my brother Klaus because he's the snack guy. I'm gonna be helping with that, I figure.

I read back some, and I'm looking forward to the library, and would also be happy and willing to help anywhere else that's needed?

Anyway.

Hello.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]
You see any of what Kitty
Hey.


[Bucky Barnes]
You've been characteristically quiet.


[Clint Barton]
How much have you said about what happened?

( locked for reasons. )

You know, I’m plenty chivalrous but I’m supposed to offer the bed before it’s taken from me.

I'm starting to lose track of time not that I was ever great at keeping it. Does time seem to move slower here to anyone else? Or is it just me?

Also, I think I might have an idea to get a wireless electric grid up, but I need some spare parts. And a solar engine.

All stations, all stations, all stations.
This is Gold Three of Gold Squadron, New Republic fleet.
Unsure of position, lost power two and a half parsecs out of Chandrila, drifted for approximately six hours.
Hit atmo at a bad angle, rode it down hard. Y-Wing now pile of smoking scrap.
Requesting evac from unknown planet and salvage crew.
No injuries. Supplies enough to last a standard week.
No sign of locals but this sector of the world is inhabited.
Currently piggy-backing off local network, unsure if this signal is strong enough to break atmo.
Will repeat message in forty-eight standard hours.
Over.

Okay, here's hoping this works.

My name is Carol Danvers. I'm still new here and working out the communications systems. From what I can tell, I don't recognize anyone from my universe (I'm guessing that's how we're referring to where we all come from?). I'm still getting a feel for this place, but in the meantime, I figure it would be good to know who everyone is and what we are all doing around here. Plus, it might be good to know if anyone else is from my part of the multi-dimensional sphere.