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It's Turkey Day somewhere in the multi-verse. Who's cooking, so I know what house to crash into for a free meal later? 10/10, I'm a great dinner guest. Will bring along Pie, Dog, and Starklandia's Hottest Husband. Maybe Goat.

I keep forgetting this network deal exists.

We don't have weirdo magic like this where I'm from.

Times are simpler then.

El and her friends would love this technology.

Okay. It's just over two weeks, and these burns still hurt.

Anyone have any grade A tips on dealing with acid burns?



Also, how's your hand, Kitty?

HELLO.

THIS IS STEVE HARRINGTON.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I COULD GET SOME CIGARETTES PLEASE?

I AM ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND THAT IS NOT IDEAL.

THANK YOU.

GOODBYE.

I don't suppose there's like, a secret optometrist in town?

Hey all. I know it's been a pretty tough week for everyone here -- lots of. Well, you know. Less people around. And that's really rough. It is. Even if we all (or most of us) kind of knew the inexplicable and terrible deal that this place comes with.

Just reaching out. To make sure you're all okay, to see if you need anything, or maybe anyone. I'm not much of a hugger myself, but we'll find you one if that's what you need. Nyx? Thor? Someone like that. Pure beefcake hugs.

Also I've convinced our local coffee master and baker to make us some feel good food. So. Head over to COFFEE tomorrow morning for pastries.
(and Crepes for Mr. Fell. See? I told you I'd work on it.)

I know muffins don't fix everything but. Some carbs and company can't hurt.

These new pink birds around town.

They are quite delicious.

We're not married. We were never married. I don't want to hear it brought up again. Ever.

Sorry about the flamingos.

Also, frozen alcohol is evil.

On that note, Pancho's now has a strawberry daiquiris machine.

Alright, then. It's been about a week since we've arrived and the welcoming party was as excellent as we deserved but now... hm.

Well. It's a bit boring here, isn't it? Someone tell me more about these doors and the experiences you've had through them. Colour me curious.

I know one thing for certain and that is that this is most definitely not Heaven.

Would anyone be able to tell me where I am and perhaps when?

Thank you ever so much.