Aw Snap Network

As everyone seems to have separated from the bonds that were forced on them, I have decided you are now free too. Is this the case?

Can somebody please explain this....egg creature that's following me around? I think it thinks I'm its mom, but I don't know where its family is??

I have never seen an animal like this, is the future normally this weird or is it just this place?

Whoever provided me with this knife, thank you.
As much as I disagree with this knife being a real weapon - I like it and will keep it.

Next. The flamingo and porgs now have a habitat out back, which is neat.
Also. Where did this canyon come from that appeared near my house?

So, I've heard some pretty interesting things about these doors in town and I was thinking they might be worth a look. I'm pretty sure I can take care of myself. Like, 99.9% sure. There is that .1% chance that I might, I don't know, get pushed off the top of a building, fall off the top of a building, or black out. You know, normal teenager stuff. Anyway, is there anyone who might want to go with me?

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

We've got'em at Van Dyne's and they're super tacky. Some even light up. Let's have an ugly Christmas sweater party soon, YES? I've got Hanukkah ones too. THEY'RE COMFY AND GAUDY AND THE BEST.

Remember that time that I thought it was a good idea to take my coat off in the cold during a snowball fight?

It's Turkey Day somewhere in the multi-verse. Who's cooking, so I know what house to crash into for a free meal later? 10/10, I'm a great dinner guest. Will bring along Pie, Dog, and Starklandia's Hottest Husband. Maybe Goat.

I keep forgetting this network deal exists.

We don't have weirdo magic like this where I'm from.

Times are simpler then.

El and her friends would love this technology.

Aww, snow. It's really happening out there and I don't know if I like it or hate it. I definitely don't have the right shoes for tromping around in that stuff. Gonna steal me some Winter Soldier boots.

For everyone ELSE though, it's a great time to come around and get some very free hot chocolate at COFFEE. Come get warm and say hi.

So. Are we all just going to not talk about what happened last week? That's how this shit works?

Okay, cool, fine whatever. Seems fair. I didn't want to anyway.

Next question:
Anyone here do haircuts? I'm one pair of fingerless gloves away from looking like a fucking hobo and there's not even any advantage to it -- no one's going to mistakenly give me a dollar here at all.

Your holiday called Halloween was... interesting.
Clint, thank you for explaining it, and allowing me to partake.

Now I'm feeling restless.
[Leia]
I'm feeling restless, and I still have this archaic motorbike.
Would you like to accompany me for a ride? Maybe we can find somewhere to enjoy it through the doors.

Alright. I have a vague remembrance of bringing home this motorbike in my backyard.

It's none of yours, right?

Also, I'm not crazy, I was a child just a couple days ago?

I need a tie. Who's got one?

Hey, uh, any of you kiddos not living with adults need anything? Like cooked meals or just food in general? Or an adult? I make a pretty fantastic big brother.

This place is clearly a temperate zone. I don't know if this is indicative of the whole planet, but it doesn't truly matter as we are stuck in this area. Do we know how frigid winter is, or how long it lasts? Should we be preparing for inclement weather?

[Private to Galen]

Come and talk to me. I'm curious as to your mind set right now.

Hey listen, you guys noticed it's getting colder right? It's definitely not really summer anymore and I don't wanna be the kinda dude who wonders HOW that's happening, considering. You know. All this not real ecosystem or whatever the heck.

All I know, is that means it's about fall, so it's time to get our Basic on. We need pumpkins. Do we grow those? Or have some of the canned stuff hoarded somewhere? I need to make muffins and not be judged about it, okay.

Okay. Sure, this a new one. Beyond original. Fanfuckingtastic. I know the first thing I do when I'm scared shitless is hop on a 1990s style message board and blog about it.

Fuck you.

Things have been very quiet lately. Does that make anyone else feel -- I don't know. Nervous?

Anyone want this immortal flamingo. It's currently duct taped in this box. Someone come get it, or I'm lighting it on fire. It's on the front step.

[Babs]

Well. It all blew up in my face.

He's gone. I don't feel his presence anywhere.

I fed his porgs...

[Siri]

Is Master Kenobi upset with me?
Has he hidden himself in the Force somehow?