Aw Snap Network

So...

I think I need some help designing a stable. Preferably one that is, uh, fireproof.

[A selfie of him and Slowpoke fishing at the river. Flash has a homemade looking fishing rod that is busted af, while Slowpoke is using his tail???]

My Pokemon is psychic so you guys should see if you can talk to each other through your brains.

Oh my god does the universe seriously think I've got nothing better going on?? I didn't ask for an alternate dimension pit stop.

I'm one hundred percent man enough to stop and ask for directions to the way out please and thank you.

Hey, does anyone have a hamburger. I'm dying and I have like five dollars??

( widespread telepathic broadcast )