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HEY. Do you guys remember valentine's day cards? You know, the kind you got in school with like a bunch of those little heart candies that said stuff on them that was like.... meant to be romantic like "too cute" except it was always ruined because they tasted like chalk?

we should bring those back.

While most of you were uh reuniting? preoccupied busy, I went and looked into one of those doors. Found a bunch of medical supplies to help stock up the building that is supposed to be meant for medical supplies - wasn't a ton since I only have two arms, but decent enough.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I know the basics about that sort of thing and can help, so. I'll be in that building if I'm not in my empty house. If anyone ever needs medical assistance.

My name's Dan, by the way. I guess I'm kind of new.

So, hey, who knows how to wedding in this place? Asking for a friend.

And thank you for the gifts. The movie projector is amazing. I have no idea how it works or how to set it up but that's a problem for the actual geniuses I'm going to bother later. It gets us a step closer to turning one of these houses into a mini theater for the town to enjoy. The laser tag is also very much appreciated. I really needed a way to painlessly and non-fatally shoot these assholes I live with under the guise of a game.

I'm not even going to think about the changes to the town that seemed to happen overnight. Look. Paved roads are great. If it was just that I'd be all for it. Everything else? Yeah. No. If I focus on any of that I'll explode.

Do -- I'm not the only one seeing random changes in scenery around here, am I? I didn't get too crazy with the champagne the other day?

If anyone would like a Christmas orange, let me know and I'll stop by. Don't worry, I won't subject you to my caroling abilities.

Just a reminder to anyone with a uterus who might have an implant of some kind to prevent pregnancy to keep track of how long it’s been since it was changed and if it needs to be removed. Years pass quickly, even in a place like this.

This has been a PSA from your friendly neighbourhood nurse and sexual health enthusiast.

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

We've got'em at Van Dyne's and they're super tacky. Some even light up. Let's have an ugly Christmas sweater party soon, YES? I've got Hanukkah ones too. THEY'RE COMFY AND GAUDY AND THE BEST.

Hey, Staniel. Our idiot husband went on an ill-advised trip through the doors of certain death. Do you want to brave the cold and go look for birds, go through his record collection and then probably sit in the hammock and listen to whatever he has possibly while talking shit about it, or answer a bunch of questions I was inconsiderate enough not to ask you? It's about food.

Does anyone know anything about projectors? It's for future project maybe. Stan and I are trying to work out how possible something that plays movies for a group would be. Like the world's smallest theater with the smallest movie collection.

there's no internet which means no memes which means im finna die



guess i'm gonna have to do everything my gosh darn diggity dang self smh

Okay. It's just over two weeks, and these burns still hurt.

Anyone have any grade A tips on dealing with acid burns?



Also, how's your hand, Kitty?

It's getting colder here, and I'm going to throw an absolute snit if it snows. I need everyone to know that. Mostly because I can't handle the concepts of how weather works here and that's sort of just the worst.

Anyway. Because it's getting cold I'm going to be going house to house to install proper heating systems for everyone. If there's a better time for me to stop by, let me know. Don't want to walk into anything I can't unsee.

Thanks,
T. Stark

Uh.
Okay... hello children.
I'm Nyx. If you come by Pancho's at 8:00a, 1:00p, and 6:00p I will have food readily available.

[Old Tony]

Please tell me you're still an adult so I have someone I can freak out at.

So..... like do we have a rule about going through the stuff of people who are no longer with us?

This is not at all what I expected.

Anyone there?

Sent during this encounter

Tony. She's here.
I am losing my gods damned mind.

Hey all. I know it's been a pretty tough week for everyone here -- lots of. Well, you know. Less people around. And that's really rough. It is. Even if we all (or most of us) kind of knew the inexplicable and terrible deal that this place comes with.

Just reaching out. To make sure you're all okay, to see if you need anything, or maybe anyone. I'm not much of a hugger myself, but we'll find you one if that's what you need. Nyx? Thor? Someone like that. Pure beefcake hugs.

Also I've convinced our local coffee master and baker to make us some feel good food. So. Head over to COFFEE tomorrow morning for pastries.
(and Crepes for Mr. Fell. See? I told you I'd work on it.)

I know muffins don't fix everything but. Some carbs and company can't hurt.

All of a sudden everything is different and there’s all this extra time and I remember it all I remember everything now.

So uh...Vegas was interesting. Never been arrested before. Thanks, Tony, for bailing me out before you left me to the aliens.

Private to Big Peter

Dude, thank you. You ever think about growing a stache for real?

Private to Gwen

I know it's been a bit since I checked up on you. Just kinda letting the heat die down since I don't think your 'dad' was super happy about where we ended up.

You don't hate me, right?

So.... we're all still alive right? Like between Las Vegas and aliens and this heat nobody has died as far as we know?

Cause I've been thinking. This whole weather thing is no good - but we're probably going to have to deal with something like this again at some point, it can't be beautiful weather all the time, right? And like winter is a thing and it's coming.

What I'm trying to say is I think we're gonna need to work on some sort of heating cooling system for our houses. It's time to start thinking more long term at this point.

In just a few days here some of us will have been in this place (alright, alright. Starklandia) for six months. That's -- it's a wild thought. To think that we've all been without proper Chinese take out for this long. Or a million other creature comforts. But mostly take out.

By all rights, we should be proud of ourselves though, we've built a lot in the time we've been here, made it something better than some dusty empty buildings in a town with no running water or electricity.

Rest assured, we're still working on a way to figure this place out, how to get off the ride (if that's something you want) and all the rest. But. If there's anything that's within my power to help you with that you'd like to see, now's the time to offer suggestions or make some asks.

Thanks,
T. Stark


PS: I'm not naming names or pointing fingers but there's only 5 webslingers around these parts and at least one of them is painting dicks around town. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but you're making Captain America make a face. So. You know. You're on notice.