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This place is the worst.
I hate it about 90% of the time.

Then it serves me up the absolute perfect BLT.
I still hate this place, but that sandwich was probably better than sex.

I am proud to announce the not-so-grand opening of the video store (but it's opening anyway). I don't have much in just yet, but the place came with like 10 copies of Purple Rain and a whole stack of Risky Business VHS tapes - so if you're feeling the Cruise, come on over.

If anyone comes across anything you'd like to donate to the cause, be it movies or music, be my guest, I'm collecting. Also, if anyone wants to tinker with the VHS players, a couple of them are acting kind of funky and that's not really my forte.

HEY. Do you guys remember valentine's day cards? You know, the kind you got in school with like a bunch of those little heart candies that said stuff on them that was like.... meant to be romantic like "too cute" except it was always ruined because they tasted like chalk?

we should bring those back.

Who else is still mysteriously connected to someone? Show of hands? Because I don't know what the shelf life is on a typical magic spell or whatever but I'd really love to be able to pee without someone right outside the door.

Happy New Year everyone! I remember literally nothing about last night! If I said or did anything stupid, it wasn't me!

Oh my GOD. It's almost Christmas and I CAN'T WAIT.

We need a movie marathon!! I remember this one from when I was a kid, right? It had Rudolph. And an elf that wanted to be a dentist and a dude who licked a... tool a lot? Does anyone remember that? It was really weird.

I do not feel it, but perhaps I need a jacket. Prolonged exposure to the cold might damage my extremities even if I don't notice it at the time.

Well. I don't give a shit about it.
I believe the next American holiday is Thanksgiving, yeah?

Should we find some birds or something?
I really need something to do.


[Quill]
How are you holding up since getting back from... you know.


[Claire]
Please tell me you have something to help me sleep.
I am not sleeping great since... things.

[Private to Starlord]

Hi, we [....] met back when we were kids? I'm Lunafreya. I haven't gotten to know many people here and I thought maybe we could be friends as adults since we were kind of friends as kids? I'm not normally awkward, promise

Yoooo.

Are we like going to have a Halloween bash or something?
I think it'd be a lost opportunity if we just sit idle.

This ain't missouri or space, but its pretty nice not to worry about having to get ate by yondu or nothing even if it is small here

I'm STAR-LORD. what do you guys think we should do? like for FUN?

also, anyone seen a green girl? i mighta been dreaming

I feel like I saw something about making an explosion recently, and man, I kinda gotta agree we all need some kind of adventure. If not that, then maybe we should have another party thing? That baseball game a few months back was pretty cool. Seems like there's some new folks around who need a proper intro to here anyway, right?

It's been a hell of a long time since I was even Adjacent-Earth bound but isn't Halloween coming up?
God, I miss Whoppers.

Okay.

So some of you figured it out. Some of you I tortured with it first.

Yes, I am John.
Yes, I am a woman now.
Yes, I am also wearing a crown. (No I can't take it off, and yes it's what caused this.)

No it is not permanent. I sure the fuck hope it isn't.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talks

You may now ask your questions.

Well that was a short lived reunion. Damn.

I've been on remote planets before, but not like this. Not even sublight space travel? At least my translator seems to be working. No Aurabesh writing anywhere. And it's called Starklandia? What Outer Rim insanity is this

For the record, I am not responsible for my actions on Sunday. It's Sirius' fault. And maybe Little Tony.

Private to Lil' Tony

Speaking of, we should talk about that new sound system.

Hey, everyone. Sorry for the giant blow up flamingo chilling out in front of my house. My neighbor's an asshole.

Also I'm not taking it down because I dig it.

Everyone,

I apologize for waiting this long to say this, but I've been pretty up and down lately. First, thank you to all who were so kind, understanding, and helpful to me. It isn't everyday for me to receive that sort of response to my affliction, so I greatly appreciate it. Second, I must again offer my most sincere apologies for putting the town in danger, and for all the damage an injury the wolf -- I -- caused.

I would also like to share that I have somehow, by undetermined means, received a case containing several vials of what I believe to be a potion that allows me to retain my mind during the full moon so I will be of no harm to anyone, including myself. It'll be like having a big fluffy dog running around once a month. However, I need to do a little experimentation to be certain that it actually is that potion to be safe and I intend to mostly save it for an occasion like the one we unfortunately found ourselves in this past month.

Thank you again. I am forever grateful to all of you.

So did everyone forget to wash their hands or something? This all seems to be the opposite of good.

I had like, a sniffle? I sneezed a little. I think I'm okay now.

It has come to my understanding, that we need more visual entertainments.

I may not understand these movies of your worlds, but I feel I go through the doors enough.

I got a list so far...

edit:

• Footloose


• Star Wars


• Top Gun


• Jaws


• Alien


• Monty Python and the Holy Grail


• Lost Boys


• Raiders of the Lost Ark


• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


• Close Encounters of the Third Kind


• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


• Gladiator


• And holy shit there is a lot here..

Are there any other titles I should be looking for?

I'll start messing with the doors tomorrow morning.

also edit:
Okay. I will keep an eye for the whole lot of these.
If I find any movies, I'll just start grabbing.