Aw Snap Network

[A selfie of him and Slowpoke fishing at the river. Flash has a homemade looking fishing rod that is busted af, while Slowpoke is using his tail???]

My Pokemon is psychic so you guys should see if you can talk to each other through your brains.

WANTED: One or two part time employees.
WHERE: COFFEE. The coffee shop.
WHEN: I dunno, man. Kinda whenever you feel like it.
WHAT: I mean, there's no money here. But you get first dibs on coffee and also I guess maybe fame and glory? It's not about the money, but the friends we make along the way?
WHO: Talk to me. Clint. Barton. I run COFFEE.
WHY: I don't wanna work 24/7?

Has anyone seen Rose? Blonde woman, British accent, very curious?

Please tell me someone has seen her

Is anyone else losing track of the days? I mean, not what day it is, but how long they've been here?

Also, has anyone seen Goose? He got out the other night and hasn't come back.

Note for the new people: Goose is a large orange flerken cat. He looks very sweet, but he is very dangerous.
If you see him, do NOT go near him. Let me know and I'll come to get him immediately.

Well if anyone gets hold of those chickens we've at least got a coop for them. Also some kind of weird seabird that turned up and tried to nest in the shield, so, there's that.


eta:
Sparring practice, anyone? Don't want to get too out of shape.

Oh man. This can't be good. Alternate dimensions, really? Is it the 2nd Tuesday of the month already?

Surprise trips to alternate dimensions aren't cool. I don't have any underwear, toothbrush, or deodorant. That last one you guys are absolutely going to regret, trust me. I don't even have a change of clothes, and this suit does NOT breathe.

Any way, hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, and if this is Mysterio you're going to be SORELY disappointed by the smudges I put all over that fishbowl of yours.

Hey, does anyone have a hamburger. I'm dying and I have like five dollars??

Rachel? Is this you? It's not funny. Yes, it's no post-apocalyptic hellscape but it's not great either. Did Peter put you up to this?

Anyone? X-Men? Illyana?

What is happening?