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I've been on remote planets before, but not like this. Not even sublight space travel? At least my translator seems to be working. No Aurabesh writing anywhere. And it's called Starklandia? What Outer Rim insanity is this

Private to Luke and Leia

Are you both alright? I realized I hadn't had a chance to speak with either of you since Las Vegas. Please tell me neither of you were injured?

These new pink birds around town.

They are quite delicious.

Swords should be more acceptable accessories. Or they should all collapsible.


Private to Klaus

Did you survive? Would you like to go with me through the doors to find more clothing? I feel I owe you.

Private to Nyx

We did not meet up. Big brain creatures got in the way. Apologies. You missed my dress.

Private to Ben

Thank you. I should show you my blade sometime.

Las Vegas was...interesting. I'm starting to question why everything seems to happen on this Earth, though. It seems to be a planet with a lot of enemies, no matter what universe we step into.

I'm assuming everyone has made a full recovery from this illness?

Ben Kenobi

Now that it is over, would you like to resume our training?

Alright everyone. Hi. I'd like to apologize for my relative 'net silence this last few days. I've been seeing a lot of you individually, yeah, but that's not very good in terms of having a united front about things. So. Sorry. The Doctor and myself have been gathering information and are working toward a solution to this sickness going around. Hang tight, huh?

So. Check in? Everyone still alive? Great.

I noticed a few new people. Sorry your entrance was basically the set up of a B horror movie. I'd say that wasn't normal but for the fact that, you know, we're here at all.


Private to Remus J. Lupin

Let me help you make a plan.

And here I thought I had seen everything. This wasn't my intended destination. Anyone care to explain?

Danny

Hello? Is this thing working? Is anyone there? Where'd my Contacts go?

I sneezed and Force pushed a lamp across the room.

What is this illness, and how do I get rid of it.

My head is pounding.

...Master Kenobi, may I confide in you?

I have learned things and it's shaken me, and my beliefs.

I understand you Jedi are ultimately detached from your feelings, but...
I do not know what I am doing any longer.

Luke Skywalker

We need to talk.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Master Kenobi,

I'm wondering if I could have a moment of your time?

Something arrived for me- I wasn't aware that was something this place did, distribute items from homeworlds at random. Is this a common occurrence?


Private to Luke & Obi-Wan

A box arrived with writing on it, in aurebesh- which you don't see a lot of around here. It's a collection of what look like lightsaber spare parts, and a crystal.

You're both welcome to any of it, if you'd like it.

I suppose I should have done this yesterday when I arrived but I was too busy trying to figure out how I got here. I'm Luke Skywalker and the little guy with me is Artoo Detoo. He's a droid and he can do a lot of things to help with rebuilding and stuff.

Hello? Skywalker what did you do?

Ben, It’s been days now and I haven’t heard from Evaan- she hasn’t responded over these communicators. Her X-Wing, or what’s left of it is still here, so surely she must be too?

Do you think she’s really gone? Perhaps you can reach out a little further than I can.

My fellow dimensionally marooned, in the effort of conducting research on the commonalities of our disappearance and eliminating down to the lowest common denominator, would all those willing please disclose the circumstances surrounding the time of your disappearance? What was happening in those moments in your life, perhaps even the world on a macro scale if you are so informed.

Sharing your story can absolutely be private, I understand completely. Please be assured that, as a doctor, I hold confidentiality in the highest regard. The only reason I ask is to examine why we were affected. I believe there may be parallel congruencies that left our realities and us, as individuals, all vulnerable to dimensional bleed at the time in which we were taken.

In the effort of transparency and fairness, I will share my own story. Scientific fascists had just invaded Earth and almost succeeded in wiping out every last trace of magic. My librarian and I defeated them and began to foster the rebirth of magic in reality 616. I decided to take a sabbatical to recover while it regrew when I found myself here.

Well if anyone gets hold of those chickens we've at least got a coop for them. Also some kind of weird seabird that turned up and tried to nest in the shield, so, there's that.


eta:
Sparring practice, anyone? Don't want to get too out of shape.

While we're on the subject of being responsible adults who ought know how to garden (which, sorry, I don't and you don't want me trying), there's some stuff that all of us probably need to be focusing on a bit more.

While I'm trying to work out a way out of here, it's slow going so for now this place is our home. We've got to work a little harder to make this place sustainable, because you never really know what those doors will or won't uncover.

That said, for those of you who go out there scavenging, it'd be really great if you brought back any of the following:

Chickens. Like, live ones, preferably.
Goats? I guess?
Vegetables / seeds for planting
Medical supplies (penicillin, bandaging, disinfectants, etc - talk to one Stephen Strange about the particulars.)
Cleaning supplies
Hygiene supplies
Non-perishable foods, bottled water
Camping gear
Cooking gear.
Bedding

I'm going to make sure that one of the buildings in town can be used as a medical center, and another that's stocked with essentials that everyone can use as is necessary. Any help or further suggestions would be great.

PS: I'm working on digital stuff too. I know it doesn't seem as important to some but let's not live like sad people in the woods. I've got an upgrade ready for these phones, and we'll get a server going. Shared music and videos, anyone?

PPS: I added emoji capabilities. Please don't abuse them and make me turn this car around. ☕️

These doors seem strange. I have never seen anything like them across the universe. Can anyone tell me more about how they work? Is there any way to control where they go?