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Okay. It's just over two weeks, and these burns still hurt.

Anyone have any grade A tips on dealing with acid burns?



Also, how's your hand, Kitty?

Yoooo.

Are we like going to have a Halloween bash or something?
I think it'd be a lost opportunity if we just sit idle.

This ain't missouri or space, but its pretty nice not to worry about having to get ate by yondu or nothing even if it is small here

I'm STAR-LORD. what do you guys think we should do? like for FUN?

also, anyone seen a green girl? i mighta been dreaming

I feel like I saw something about making an explosion recently, and man, I kinda gotta agree we all need some kind of adventure. If not that, then maybe we should have another party thing? That baseball game a few months back was pretty cool. Seems like there's some new folks around who need a proper intro to here anyway, right?

It's been a hell of a long time since I was even Adjacent-Earth bound but isn't Halloween coming up?
God, I miss Whoppers.

Okay, this is going to sound a little odd, but has anyone seen me?

Not me-me, other me? Big-chin me? I think I've disappeared again.

why do they go on and I'm still here?

Also, what would anyone think of puttin' a trainin' simulator in the TARDIS? I've got plenty of room and after Las Vegas it might not be a bad idea to be prepared- usually not a fan of violence, but with the talents we 'ave here, might be put to good use, eh?

Las Vegas was...interesting. I'm starting to question why everything seems to happen on this Earth, though. It seems to be a planet with a lot of enemies, no matter what universe we step into.

Toward the end of the last month a room appeared in my home, it's actually a space that I am familiar with from home, one of the medical treatment rooms from the Xavier School that I think would be a great benefit to us. And seeing as you're our resident medical professional I wanted to talk to you about making use of the space and get your thoughts on it if you'd be open to it?

Let me know!

Hey, everyone. Sorry for the giant blow up flamingo chilling out in front of my house. My neighbor's an asshole.

Also I'm not taking it down because I dig it.

You - didn't get any mail today, did you?

Hey. Are you okay?

I... I think you shouldn't come by for awhile.

I think I'm dying again.
I don't want you to catch this.

I can't control my abilities at all.
It's like Legacy all over again.

Hey, everyone,

New month, new Starklandia project. Tony Sr.'s been doing an admirable job getting the medical center stocked over time, but as we all know: emergencies and injuries are never things you plan, and it's always better to know as much as you can before one starts kicking.

To that end: it'd be useful to have a medical history on file for everyone.

I understand that for some of us, these feel like very private things, so if you're only comfortable giving bare bones, that's completely fine. They of course won't be widely circulated; this is for everyone's personal protection. I'll keep them on file and if we ever establish a medical staff, share it there.

I'd suggest starting with blood type, any known allergens, any medication you have been on or would need to avoid, major illnesses, and prior surgical history for those of you with basic human biology. For those with alternate considerations, whatever you know your most urgent needs would be in an emergency where you didn't have the ability to communicate them, please start there.

If anyone has questions or wants help writing things up, I'm in the library all day.

As ever - thanks for the time.

So, what I understand is that you celebrate 4th of July because of your independence from us? I'm from England, so that is what I mean by 'us'. I'm really allowed to join your festivities tomorrow, then?

Ah.

My name is Ciel Phantomhive. I'm new here.

Before anyone asks... I'm thirteen. There, now we've got that covered.

Has anyone seen a bobble-head walkin' around? No reason. Askin' for a friend.

Well, askin' for me. Don't be alarmed about it unless it starts tickin'. Just let me know. Like, right away.

Right away.

Private to Tony Stark the Elder and Strange

I have an idea!

Chag Sameach! If it were up to me, you'd have the best two loaves of bread off my table. (I currently have zero loaves and also no table)

Mom would always make blintzes stuffed with ricotta and strawberries. I didn't make it last year. There was the whole thing about moving to California (I know, I know) and then everything that went down at Pride. I was, like, barely on speaking terms with them at the time. And of course I'm only feeling Jewish guilt about it now.

So anyway yay happy Shavuot to my actual always family no matter what Kitty Pryde?? Come over and we'll figure something out. Or I'll come over there because it's probably cleaner. Maybe we can scrounge up everything with lactose in this town and make it into some kind of monstrous quiche that we'll regret eating later.

I shouldn't have been snooping, but I was, because I'm me, and I totally saw that thing with that Star-Lord guy.

Um.

You okay?
Wanna talk about it?

Oh my god does the universe seriously think I've got nothing better going on?? I didn't ask for an alternate dimension pit stop.

I'm one hundred percent man enough to stop and ask for directions to the way out please and thank you.

So what's happening now that party plans seem to have been cancelled?

since when did i become the freakin' party planner?

So, apparently, it's Grandpa Stark's birthday this Wednesday. John and Kitty managed to secure some burger supplies (thanks guys), but does anyone else have suggestions? I'm not even sure if this should be a surprise or not considering, but I figured it was better to be safe than sorry.

Steve? Nat? You know the guy more than I do.

Little Tony? Wait- it's not your birthday too, is it?

Edit: Change of plans. Cancel the party ideas for the big guy! Little Tony still wants to celebrate, so any ideas for him? We probably do need snacks or drinks provided if anyone's willing to bring them.

Private to Cap. Rogers (MCU) and Jan (AVAC)

Okay, don't kill me, but Natasha suggested I ask you about this. I realized I probably fucked up in even introducing the idea of a party for Big Tony, and I know Little Tony wants to do something to celebrate. Normally I'd just eat my own hat for this one, but I don't want to disappoint either and I don't know either of them well enough to not screw it up, I think.

Can either of you help? Maybe take over?

My fellow dimensionally marooned, in the effort of conducting research on the commonalities of our disappearance and eliminating down to the lowest common denominator, would all those willing please disclose the circumstances surrounding the time of your disappearance? What was happening in those moments in your life, perhaps even the world on a macro scale if you are so informed.

Sharing your story can absolutely be private, I understand completely. Please be assured that, as a doctor, I hold confidentiality in the highest regard. The only reason I ask is to examine why we were affected. I believe there may be parallel congruencies that left our realities and us, as individuals, all vulnerable to dimensional bleed at the time in which we were taken.

In the effort of transparency and fairness, I will share my own story. Scientific fascists had just invaded Earth and almost succeeded in wiping out every last trace of magic. My librarian and I defeated them and began to foster the rebirth of magic in reality 616. I decided to take a sabbatical to recover while it regrew when I found myself here.

Got a favor to ask, Iceman