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I remember reading somewhere once that February is basically just the worst month
and you know what? Agree. Tired of cold weather and snow and short days that don't even make sense because i'm not sure how we even have a SUN in this place and look I'm not good at science but im pretty sure -- you know. it doesn't work that way? anyway. apparently there's extra february this month and i just wanna say that i think that's bullshit. even Lucky thinks it's bullshit and he's a dog.

wasn't someone working on a movie theater? please finish that i'm so bored

Oh my GOD. It's almost Christmas and I CAN'T WAIT.

We need a movie marathon!! I remember this one from when I was a kid, right? It had Rudolph. And an elf that wanted to be a dentist and a dude who licked a... tool a lot? Does anyone remember that? It was really weird.

I do not feel it, but perhaps I need a jacket. Prolonged exposure to the cold might damage my extremities even if I don't notice it at the time.

I keep forgetting this network deal exists.

We don't have weirdo magic like this where I'm from.

Times are simpler then.

El and her friends would love this technology.

This ain't missouri or space, but its pretty nice not to worry about having to get ate by yondu or nothing even if it is small here

I'm STAR-LORD. what do you guys think we should do? like for FUN?

also, anyone seen a green girl? i mighta been dreaming

Sorry, then. But is it just me or is everyone quite a lot shorter than usual?

Swords should be more acceptable accessories. Or they should all collapsible.


Private to Klaus

Did you survive? Would you like to go with me through the doors to find more clothing? I feel I owe you.

Private to Nyx

We did not meet up. Big brain creatures got in the way. Apologies. You missed my dress.

Private to Ben

Thank you. I should show you my blade sometime.

What are you feelings about joining a game? One where we would be at odds with one another.

Hey.

So.

Wanna see a movie?

WANTED: One or two part time employees.
WHERE: COFFEE. The coffee shop.
WHEN: I dunno, man. Kinda whenever you feel like it.
WHAT: I mean, there's no money here. But you get first dibs on coffee and also I guess maybe fame and glory? It's not about the money, but the friends we make along the way?
WHO: Talk to me. Clint. Barton. I run COFFEE.
WHY: I don't wanna work 24/7?

Oh my god does the universe seriously think I've got nothing better going on?? I didn't ask for an alternate dimension pit stop.

I'm one hundred percent man enough to stop and ask for directions to the way out please and thank you.