Aw Snap Network

I am proud to announce the not-so-grand opening of the video store (but it's opening anyway). I don't have much in just yet, but the place came with like 10 copies of Purple Rain and a whole stack of Risky Business VHS tapes - so if you're feeling the Cruise, come on over.

If anyone comes across anything you'd like to donate to the cause, be it movies or music, be my guest, I'm collecting. Also, if anyone wants to tinker with the VHS players, a couple of them are acting kind of funky and that's not really my forte.

Can somebody please explain this....egg creature that's following me around? I think it thinks I'm its mom, but I don't know where its family is??

I have never seen an animal like this, is the future normally this weird or is it just this place?

If anyone would like a Christmas orange, let me know and I'll stop by. Don't worry, I won't subject you to my caroling abilities.

It's that time of year, so if there's anything in particular you want me to keep an eye out through the doors this would be a great time for you to say something.

Not that I'm making any promises.

I keep forgetting this network deal exists.

We don't have weirdo magic like this where I'm from.

Times are simpler then.

El and her friends would love this technology.

HELLO.

THIS IS STEVE HARRINGTON.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I COULD GET SOME CIGARETTES PLEASE?

I AM ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND THAT IS NOT IDEAL.

THANK YOU.

GOODBYE.