Aw Snap Network

You're not so bad.

I might actually miss hanging out with you a bit.
Even if you're a bit stabby.

Alright. None of this new year - new me bullshit, BUT, new year - new town?

What's all this with the changes around here? Roads? Lamps?
A canyon with ocean? Sea? WATER MASS?

I mean, I'm in. It's weird, but I'm in.

Also I got a wicked cool new grill. I now need to remove all this snow, so I can have a cool as hell barbecue. I am going to find any animal imaginable to cook on this thing.
And maybe a vegetable or two I guess...

Midgardian holidays aren't exactly a thing I care about -- even if I do like the idea of being given gifts for no reason other than someone else having been born, once. Not even myself. But I will admit I'm not... uninterested in the general aesthetic.

The little lights. I like those.
Someone should hang some up outdoors.

If anyone finds my brother's body in the river, please know that it was entirely his fault and that he deserved it.

HELLO.

THIS IS STEVE HARRINGTON.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I COULD GET SOME CIGARETTES PLEASE?

I AM ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND THAT IS NOT IDEAL.

THANK YOU.

GOODBYE.

Hey, uh, any of you kiddos not living with adults need anything? Like cooked meals or just food in general? Or an adult? I make a pretty fantastic big brother.

So..... like do we have a rule about going through the stuff of people who are no longer with us?

Hello? I don't recognize this place. Did someone call me here? If you need help, please let me know. If you are affected by the Starscourge, I can help. I'm Princess Lunafreya of Tenebrae, I can help you.

Has anyone seen Danny around? Danny Rand? It's been a few days and I haven't heard from him. He's not answering his door or his cell phone.

I know people disappear from this place, but I was hoping

GREETINGS CITIZENS.

THIS MOST RECENT SKIRMISH WITH THE ALIEN INVASION HAS LEFT ME FEELING UNSETTLED AND UNDERUSED.

I intend to rectify this by journeying through the doors regularly, to seek out worlds in need of help. Not to conquer, not to enslave or harm, only to aid should there be a need. If there are any helpful resources to be brought back from these ventures I shall offer them to those in town.

If there are any of you who wish to join me on these quests, I ask you only heed my instruction that this is to help others and not to harm. I should warn you not to deviate from these intentions, else you will find yourself answering to the authority of this town. It would be very unwise.

REGARDS,
THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER

Swords should be more acceptable accessories. Or they should all collapsible.


Private to Klaus

Did you survive? Would you like to go with me through the doors to find more clothing? I feel I owe you.

Private to Nyx

We did not meet up. Big brain creatures got in the way. Apologies. You missed my dress.

Private to Ben

Thank you. I should show you my blade sometime.

This is Valkyrie.

Looking for someone.

Thank you.

Doctor Thirteen - found your tardes. Tardis? Tarsus? Tortoise? Blue box. Or a blue box.

Well since I seem to be stuck here I guess I should try to get to know more about this place. Anyone want to show me around?

This place is strange.

I don't like it. Why give me my apartment and her stuff. Why give me Crowe's possessions like this? I already know I failed her.

Tony? Can I co

Carol, car

Pet

Nevermind.

(ooc: nyx will be radio silent for the next few days)

SOMEONE DIRECT ME TO THE LYCANTHROPE BILGESNIPE I WILL HANDLE IT

My, what an incredibly unfortunate two weeks it's been.

Having a Hang In There poster has never been more of a boon.

And here I thought I had seen everything. This wasn't my intended destination. Anyone care to explain?

Well. I'm alive and well. Sorry for those of you who are ill.

[Tony]

What can I do to help?

[Carol]

How are you doing? Need anything?

[Ritsu]

How are you doing kid?
Did this illness get to you?

Weird question. Can you become a girl? And have you been ordering coffee as a girl? And have I served you coffee when you were a girl?

So I guess it was only a matter of time, wasn't it. Could've done with a bit more, but

Who made the call on the electricity thing? Leaning a bit hard into the 'no work' mandate, are we?




Alright, then. Do your worst.