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Things have been very quiet lately. Does that make anyone else feel -- I don't know. Nervous?

Is it normal for so many to leave at once?

I have been looking through doors. This is quite frustrating.

Will they stay gone?

These new pink birds around town.

They are quite delicious.

GREETINGS CITIZENS.

THIS MOST RECENT SKIRMISH WITH THE ALIEN INVASION HAS LEFT ME FEELING UNSETTLED AND UNDERUSED.

I intend to rectify this by journeying through the doors regularly, to seek out worlds in need of help. Not to conquer, not to enslave or harm, only to aid should there be a need. If there are any helpful resources to be brought back from these ventures I shall offer them to those in town.

If there are any of you who wish to join me on these quests, I ask you only heed my instruction that this is to help others and not to harm. I should warn you not to deviate from these intentions, else you will find yourself answering to the authority of this town. It would be very unwise.

REGARDS,
THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER

Swords should be more acceptable accessories. Or they should all collapsible.


Private to Klaus

Did you survive? Would you like to go with me through the doors to find more clothing? I feel I owe you.

Private to Nyx

We did not meet up. Big brain creatures got in the way. Apologies. You missed my dress.

Private to Ben

Thank you. I should show you my blade sometime.

Alright, then. It's been about a week since we've arrived and the welcoming party was as excellent as we deserved but now... hm.

Well. It's a bit boring here, isn't it? Someone tell me more about these doors and the experiences you've had through them. Colour me curious.

This is Valkyrie.

Looking for someone.

Thank you.

Doctor Thirteen - found your tardes. Tardis? Tarsus? Tortoise? Blue box. Or a blue box.