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I need to drink or punch something. Any volunteers?

How're you doing?

You busy tomorrow night?

GREETINGS CITIZENS.

THIS MOST RECENT SKIRMISH WITH THE ALIEN INVASION HAS LEFT ME FEELING UNSETTLED AND UNDERUSED.

I intend to rectify this by journeying through the doors regularly, to seek out worlds in need of help. Not to conquer, not to enslave or harm, only to aid should there be a need. If there are any helpful resources to be brought back from these ventures I shall offer them to those in town.

If there are any of you who wish to join me on these quests, I ask you only heed my instruction that this is to help others and not to harm. I should warn you not to deviate from these intentions, else you will find yourself answering to the authority of this town. It would be very unwise.

REGARDS,
THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER

We're not married. We were never married. I don't want to hear it brought up again. Ever.

Sorry about the flamingos.

Also, frozen alcohol is evil.

On that note, Pancho's now has a strawberry daiquiris machine.

So how was everyone's week??

Because mine was GREAT thanks for asking

For the record, I am not responsible for my actions on Sunday. It's Sirius' fault. And maybe Little Tony.

Private to Lil' Tony

Speaking of, we should talk about that new sound system.

This is Valkyrie.

Looking for someone.

Thank you.

Doctor Thirteen - found your tardes. Tardis? Tarsus? Tortoise? Blue box. Or a blue box.

I'm not sure how, but I'm willing to bet this is Scott's fault, right?

Well this place isn't so bad, but I still miss my friends. Though I wouldn't ever tell them that. Anyone need any sewing or laundry done? I don't handle boredom well.

All right you lot, who's in for Quidditch? I've finally got the pitch functional. I think it looks pretty smart!

For those of you who don't know Quidditch, it's a sport played on broomsticks. If you want to play, you have to be able to fly.

Sign up below for our first match. Day and time TBD.

Has anyone seeing my Charmander? Goes by the name of Hot Tamale? He's cute as a button, but well I yelled at him for chewing on a shoe and starting it on fire. Then he started my table on fire and then ran off and now I feel super bad. But I also had to put out the fires, and he's fast for such small legs.

And I tried web swinging but my god the buildings here suck for it. So if one of you guys who can fly could manage? That'd be super great thanks.

Everyone,

I apologize for waiting this long to say this, but I've been pretty up and down lately. First, thank you to all who were so kind, understanding, and helpful to me. It isn't everyday for me to receive that sort of response to my affliction, so I greatly appreciate it. Second, I must again offer my most sincere apologies for putting the town in danger, and for all the damage an injury the wolf -- I -- caused.

I would also like to share that I have somehow, by undetermined means, received a case containing several vials of what I believe to be a potion that allows me to retain my mind during the full moon so I will be of no harm to anyone, including myself. It'll be like having a big fluffy dog running around once a month. However, I need to do a little experimentation to be certain that it actually is that potion to be safe and I intend to mostly save it for an occasion like the one we unfortunately found ourselves in this past month.

Thank you again. I am forever grateful to all of you.

Private to Constantine

Hey. We should talk?

This place is strange.

I don't like it. Why give me my apartment and her stuff. Why give me Crowe's possessions like this? I already know I failed her.

Tony? Can I co

Carol, car

Pet

Nevermind.

(ooc: nyx will be radio silent for the next few days)

Oh god, does anyone have any tums? Any pepto? Any mints? Something? I think I'm dying.

Super excited everyone is back up at it.

Also glad the doors are back in operational order. That was weird.

Going through the doors later, if anyone is looking for something.

SOMEONE DIRECT ME TO THE LYCANTHROPE BILGESNIPE I WILL HANDLE IT

Good news: Pancho's is back up and running!

Bad news: There are still a few holes to be mended. And we're down in supplies.

Has anyone checked the doors recently? Are they still down for the count?

Well this wasn't on my schedule for the day.

Hello, everyone.

I apologize for the length of this; however find the contents below to be entirely necessary for the upcoming days.

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