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Greetings, everyone.

I was able to find a great deal of classic Muggle literature in my latest venture through the doors to look for stock for the library. So the first thing I want to say is that there is an influx of new material to read.

The next thing I wanted to discuss with anyone interested, is something that could get the whole town involved in doing if enough interest is in it. When putting away the new books I found in their shelves, I thought perhaps it might be entertaining and a good way to pass the time if we put on a play. Or perhaps a series of short plays if enough people are interested, based on scenes in famous literature. You wouldn't have to necessarily act to participate. We would need to build a stage, sets, have costumes. It would be a good deal of work, but it seems free time is of abundance around here, and it might be a good way to do something together other than party -- not that, mind you, the parties aren't glorious. It would just be something a bit different, which could be a good thing. And of course there could be after parties after the show itself is put on.

Anyway, if you're interested, let's have a conversation about it. I certainly don't have experience in the area, but it could be quite the adventure.

I've been spending a lot of time prowling the book collection at the library, and picking up books wherever I can find them to help keep our shelves stocked. I've gone through quite a few of them there.

I've just finished the book I was reading, and I'm ready to start another. Does anyone have any recommendations on what I should read next?

Is it normal for so many to leave at once?

I have been looking through doors. This is quite frustrating.

Will they stay gone?

Alright, I'm reopening Pancho's this weekend, come by if you need a drink or a hot meal. I'll be here.

And if you're looking for a job let me know, I'm gonna need some help keeping this place functioning in the same capacity. So lemme know.

Hey all. I know it's been a pretty tough week for everyone here -- lots of. Well, you know. Less people around. And that's really rough. It is. Even if we all (or most of us) kind of knew the inexplicable and terrible deal that this place comes with.

Just reaching out. To make sure you're all okay, to see if you need anything, or maybe anyone. I'm not much of a hugger myself, but we'll find you one if that's what you need. Nyx? Thor? Someone like that. Pure beefcake hugs.

Also I've convinced our local coffee master and baker to make us some feel good food. So. Head over to COFFEE tomorrow morning for pastries.
(and Crepes for Mr. Fell. See? I told you I'd work on it.)

I know muffins don't fix everything but. Some carbs and company can't hurt.

He's gone. I don't feel his presence anywhere.

I fed his porgs...

[Siri]

Is Master Kenobi upset with me?
Has he hidden himself in the Force somehow?

These disappearances almost always seem to happen in unpleasant little spates, and it doesn't seem as if it's quite over yet. Ben. Luke's gone now too.

I'd know for certain if he was still here.

It brings me to ask; with the different abilities and magic among us, tell me that someone in this kriffing town has the ability to heal broken bones in some way?

Oh dear gods, is it always so boring around here???

I need to do something before I go on a killing spree. Which one of you bitches wants to come with?

I need to drink or punch something. Any volunteers?

These new pink birds around town.

They are quite delicious.

Well I always wanted to go to Vegas. That wasn't quite what I expected but it was fun. And I didn't come back with a weird tattoo or anything.

GREETINGS CITIZENS.

THIS MOST RECENT SKIRMISH WITH THE ALIEN INVASION HAS LEFT ME FEELING UNSETTLED AND UNDERUSED.

I intend to rectify this by journeying through the doors regularly, to seek out worlds in need of help. Not to conquer, not to enslave or harm, only to aid should there be a need. If there are any helpful resources to be brought back from these ventures I shall offer them to those in town.

If there are any of you who wish to join me on these quests, I ask you only heed my instruction that this is to help others and not to harm. I should warn you not to deviate from these intentions, else you will find yourself answering to the authority of this town. It would be very unwise.

REGARDS,
THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER

Next to the vegetable garden is another area where I'm growing different herbs and things for use in potions. So unless it looks like a carrot and smells like a carrot? Don't eat it.

Okay, this is going to sound a little odd, but has anyone seen me?

Not me-me, other me? Big-chin me? I think I've disappeared again.

why do they go on and I'm still here?

Also, what would anyone think of puttin' a trainin' simulator in the TARDIS? I've got plenty of room and after Las Vegas it might not be a bad idea to be prepared- usually not a fan of violence, but with the talents we 'ave here, might be put to good use, eh?

OOC: Backdated to right after the Vegas/Aliens plot! <3

That was really ...unexpected? I hope everyone is all right after that adventure.

[Private: Madison]
Apologies again for being so rudely interrupted. Shall we reschedule?

We're not married. We were never married. I don't want to hear it brought up again. Ever.

Sorry about the flamingos.

Also, frozen alcohol is evil.

On that note, Pancho's now has a strawberry daiquiris machine.

Las Vegas was...interesting. I'm starting to question why everything seems to happen on this Earth, though. It seems to be a planet with a lot of enemies, no matter what universe we step into.

So how was everyone's week??

Because mine was GREAT thanks for asking

So.... we're all still alive right? Like between Las Vegas and aliens and this heat nobody has died as far as we know?

Cause I've been thinking. This whole weather thing is no good - but we're probably going to have to deal with something like this again at some point, it can't be beautiful weather all the time, right? And like winter is a thing and it's coming.

What I'm trying to say is I think we're gonna need to work on some sort of heating cooling system for our houses. It's time to start thinking more long term at this point.

Has anyone found two pairs of socks in oddly different locations? I may have accidentally created a teleporting machine when trying to rebuild an old microwave I found. It can't teleport humans, but when the socks vanished a wonderfully crispy muffins appeared. Already buttered I might add. Quite delicious. But anyway, attempted to fire off two pairs of socks, they vanished, muffin comes out, socks never return, machine is dead.