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Do we just not talk about the weird stuff that goes on here?

So. I've been on exactly two door adventures since I got here. I'm kinda feeling like I should change that. Go through with a very specific list of parts and see what I can find. Anyone want to come? I still have Norman's credit card

So, I've heard some pretty interesting things about these doors in town and I was thinking they might be worth a look. I'm pretty sure I can take care of myself. Like, 99.9% sure. There is that .1% chance that I might, I don't know, get pushed off the top of a building, fall off the top of a building, or black out. You know, normal teenager stuff. Anyway, is there anyone who might want to go with me?

Hey everyone. Just thought you'd all be Very Happy to know that COFFEE (the coffee shop) is open for business again! Sorry about the unexpected close this last week or so, but ten year old Clint Barton simply couldn't reach the buttons on the espresso machine and also had more interested in Kool-Aid Burst Berry Blasts.

So stop in, huh? Let's work on backfilling all the coffee you missed out on.

Oi, poker partners.

It's been a while and I've found my wits about me since we last hung about, but never my shoes. Don't suppose they're in yours -- and you wouldn't mind me coming over?

Okay. Sure, this a new one. Beyond original. Fanfuckingtastic. I know the first thing I do when I'm scared shitless is hop on a 1990s style message board and blog about it.

Fuck you.

Alright, I'm reopening Pancho's this weekend, come by if you need a drink or a hot meal. I'll be here.

And if you're looking for a job let me know, I'm gonna need some help keeping this place functioning in the same capacity. So lemme know.

I'm not jumping to conclusions just yet, but Pancho's is gonna be closed for a couple of days while I figure some stuff out. If you see Carol send her my way.

Uh, Miles too for that matter.

I found a music relay (someone called it a 'jook box'?) at the pizza joint. It appears to be all Earthian music. Not bad, although Earthians do like their vocals. Any recommendations?

Also, this flight suit is going to get very tiring, with no sonic refreshers here.

I've been on remote planets before, but not like this. Not even sublight space travel? At least my translator seems to be working. No Aurabesh writing anywhere. And it's called Starklandia? What Outer Rim insanity is this

So uh...Vegas was interesting. Never been arrested before. Thanks, Tony, for bailing me out before you left me to the aliens.

Private to Big Peter

Dude, thank you. You ever think about growing a stache for real?

Private to Gwen

I know it's been a bit since I checked up on you. Just kinda letting the heat die down since I don't think your 'dad' was super happy about where we ended up.

You don't hate me, right?

We're not married. We were never married. I don't want to hear it brought up again. Ever.

Sorry about the flamingos.

Also, frozen alcohol is evil.

On that note, Pancho's now has a strawberry daiquiris machine.

So how was everyone's week??

Because mine was GREAT thanks for asking

Want to get a cocktail by a pool somewhere?

So all you people who have rooms just 'appearing' in your homes... did anyone manage to spawn an entire game room with stuff like Overwatch, Apex, Minecraft appear right? With access to the internet?

Basically I'm saying I'm going through internet withdrawals. I need games and memes.

That was insane, man. Sorry I haven't been in for work, Clint. I think I slept for two days.

Good news? I don't think I have a hangover!

Private to Spider-Gwen

I didn't make an ass of myself, did I?

Private to Peter B. and Claire

Why didn't you guys wake me up?!

Say Pancho's had the ability to expand its menu - what kind of things would you like to see made available? Let a guy know. Otherwise it's just gonna be corndogs for Gwen.

I'm not sure how, but I'm willing to bet this is Scott's fault, right?

Oh god, does anyone have any tums? Any pepto? Any mints? Something? I think I'm dying.

Super excited everyone is back up at it.

Also glad the doors are back in operational order. That was weird.

Going through the doors later, if anyone is looking for something.

Eeeeey, my arm doesn't look like an Etch a Sketch anymore!