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( Bill )


( Diego )

Oh my GOD. It's almost Christmas and I CAN'T WAIT.

We need a movie marathon!! I remember this one from when I was a kid, right? It had Rudolph. And an elf that wanted to be a dentist and a dude who licked a... tool a lot? Does anyone remember that? It was really weird.

It's that time of year, so if there's anything in particular you want me to keep an eye out through the doors this would be a great time for you to say something.

Not that I'm making any promises.

You lot all know I'm a wizard, yeah?

It's pure talent, basically, and amongst my MANY great qualities and capabilities where wizarding is concerned, weather prediction is one of them.

It's going to SNOW!!!!




Just kidding I can't really predict the weather like that. I mean, I could, but it'd be a whole load of effort and all I really had to do was look out my window and see snow flakes. STILL. How VERY EXCITING!!! SNOW! WHO WANTS TO PLAY?

If anyone finds my brother's body in the river, please know that it was entirely his fault and that he deserved it.

Anyone want to come through the doors with me?

I talked to the guy who has some kind of flying suit, and there's a woman who makes portals (you should talk to Five, if he ever figures out where he's lost us), and there's magic users, but I just robbed a bodega. Who wants junk food? I know all about those heroics needing a lot of calories.

Oh, oh. If you come across people named Luther, Allison, Five, Ben, and Vanya Hargreeves, they're my brothers and sisters, and if you'll just tell them that Diego is here, they might relax. And we look nothing alike, so don't take that just on faith.