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Isn't there some saying about music making people come together? Wait, pretty sure that's a Madonna lyric. Anyway.

You know what's fun? When we all hang out in a mass setting. You know what else is fun? Karaoke.

So, logic: Get together and sing karaoke.

Residents of Starklandia (also Thortopia?) are all invited to karaoke night hosted by Gwendolyn Maxine Stacy on THURSDAY.

You'll know the time when you start hearing singing. Not from Earth? No worries. All the lyrics to all the songs come up on the screen when you pick one anyway.

Most of us made idiots of ourselves on Valentine's Day already so there shouldn't be any inhibitions about singing at this point, right? Right. Besides, we've got loads of liquid courage to go around.

HEY. Do you guys remember valentine's day cards? You know, the kind you got in school with like a bunch of those little heart candies that said stuff on them that was like.... meant to be romantic like "too cute" except it was always ruined because they tasted like chalk?

we should bring those back.

Does this happen a lot? I don't think my tether buddy likes me.

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

We've got'em at Van Dyne's and they're super tacky. Some even light up. Let's have an ugly Christmas sweater party soon, YES? I've got Hanukkah ones too. THEY'RE COMFY AND GAUDY AND THE BEST.

Every once in a while, I just kind of get to missing weird things from back home.

Like, Twitter. And the comments section on Youtube. Sometimes you just wanna watch people argue in circles without having to be a part of it.


Anyway. Who wants to go shopping with me with the Doors? Have Bow, will travel.

Remember that time that I thought it was a good idea to take my coat off in the cold during a snowball fight?

I do not feel it, but perhaps I need a jacket. Prolonged exposure to the cold might damage my extremities even if I don't notice it at the time.

there's no internet which means no memes which means im finna die



guess i'm gonna have to do everything my gosh darn diggity dang self smh

It's getting colder here, and I'm going to throw an absolute snit if it snows. I need everyone to know that. Mostly because I can't handle the concepts of how weather works here and that's sort of just the worst.

Anyway. Because it's getting cold I'm going to be going house to house to install proper heating systems for everyone. If there's a better time for me to stop by, let me know. Don't want to walk into anything I can't unsee.

Thanks,
T. Stark

HELLO.

THIS IS STEVE HARRINGTON.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I COULD GET SOME CIGARETTES PLEASE?

I AM ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND THAT IS NOT IDEAL.

THANK YOU.

GOODBYE.

Are we sure this isn't hell? Some stop on the way to hell?

There isn't enough alcohol in this town to make being here okay.

Yoooo.

Are we like going to have a Halloween bash or something?
I think it'd be a lost opportunity if we just sit idle.

Hey everyone. Just thought you'd all be Very Happy to know that COFFEE (the coffee shop) is open for business again! Sorry about the unexpected close this last week or so, but ten year old Clint Barton simply couldn't reach the buttons on the espresso machine and also had more interested in Kool-Aid Burst Berry Blasts.

So stop in, huh? Let's work on backfilling all the coffee you missed out on.

This ain't missouri or space, but its pretty nice not to worry about having to get ate by yondu or nothing even if it is small here

I'm STAR-LORD. what do you guys think we should do? like for FUN?

also, anyone seen a green girl? i mighta been dreaming

Hey listen, you guys noticed it's getting colder right? It's definitely not really summer anymore and I don't wanna be the kinda dude who wonders HOW that's happening, considering. You know. All this not real ecosystem or whatever the heck.

All I know, is that means it's about fall, so it's time to get our Basic on. We need pumpkins. Do we grow those? Or have some of the canned stuff hoarded somewhere? I need to make muffins and not be judged about it, okay.

This is not at all what I expected.

Anyone there?

Okay. Sure, this a new one. Beyond original. Fanfuckingtastic. I know the first thing I do when I'm scared shitless is hop on a 1990s style message board and blog about it.

Fuck you.

Okay, so I've got the dedicated server up and running, and I've got the latest version of World of Warcraft that I could find on there. So if anyone wants to join me in playing, I can help set up devices and accounts. It's likely to be pretty buggy at first until I've got all the details worked out. The world is pretty full of NPCs and monsters and quests and things, so it should be pretty fun to play, even without a massive amount of other users.

Just lemme know if you want to play. We can make sure everyone's got equipment.

So uh...Vegas was interesting. Never been arrested before. Thanks, Tony, for bailing me out before you left me to the aliens.

Private to Big Peter

Dude, thank you. You ever think about growing a stache for real?

Private to Gwen

I know it's been a bit since I checked up on you. Just kinda letting the heat die down since I don't think your 'dad' was super happy about where we ended up.

You don't hate me, right?

In just a few days here some of us will have been in this place (alright, alright. Starklandia) for six months. That's -- it's a wild thought. To think that we've all been without proper Chinese take out for this long. Or a million other creature comforts. But mostly take out.

By all rights, we should be proud of ourselves though, we've built a lot in the time we've been here, made it something better than some dusty empty buildings in a town with no running water or electricity.

Rest assured, we're still working on a way to figure this place out, how to get off the ride (if that's something you want) and all the rest. But. If there's anything that's within my power to help you with that you'd like to see, now's the time to offer suggestions or make some asks.

Thanks,
T. Stark


PS: I'm not naming names or pointing fingers but there's only 5 webslingers around these parts and at least one of them is painting dicks around town. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but you're making Captain America make a face. So. You know. You're on notice.