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Guys. GUYS. GUYS!

This place is so cool. Like. I was eleven and I had this wicked cool bunny that my father's assistant got me when I asked for a puppy for Christmas, right? So here is this bunny, that is named Navidad who is the coolest little bunbun ever. So cool. It would like do stunts with me, and hangout in my coat and would do this crazy stuff. Super. Fearless. Bunny McBunnyFace.

Right. So.

This bunny of mine, is just staring at me while sitting on my kitchen counter.

THIS PLACE IS SO FUCKING COOL!

I'mma go jump off something with it.
Are their any rockets or such around here?

I remember reading somewhere once that February is basically just the worst month
and you know what? Agree. Tired of cold weather and snow and short days that don't even make sense because i'm not sure how we even have a SUN in this place and look I'm not good at science but im pretty sure -- you know. it doesn't work that way? anyway. apparently there's extra february this month and i just wanna say that i think that's bullshit. even Lucky thinks it's bullshit and he's a dog.

wasn't someone working on a movie theater? please finish that i'm so bored

All right. Sure. This is normal. I guess I better get straight to the point. Where the fuck am I? Also, if this is some kind of test, fine. Whatever. Can we get it over with? Cause I've got somewhere to be and another me to replace.

( To Bucky Barnes )

Does this happen a lot? I don't think my tether buddy likes me.

Every once in a while, I just kind of get to missing weird things from back home.

Like, Twitter. And the comments section on Youtube. Sometimes you just wanna watch people argue in circles without having to be a part of it.


Anyway. Who wants to go shopping with me with the Doors? Have Bow, will travel.

It's Turkey Day somewhere in the multi-verse. Who's cooking, so I know what house to crash into for a free meal later? 10/10, I'm a great dinner guest. Will bring along Pie, Dog, and Starklandia's Hottest Husband. Maybe Goat.

Aww, snow. It's really happening out there and I don't know if I like it or hate it. I definitely don't have the right shoes for tromping around in that stuff. Gonna steal me some Winter Soldier boots.

For everyone ELSE though, it's a great time to come around and get some very free hot chocolate at COFFEE. Come get warm and say hi.

Your holiday called Halloween was... interesting.
Clint, thank you for explaining it, and allowing me to partake.

Now I'm feeling restless.
[Leia]
I'm feeling restless, and I still have this archaic motorbike.
Would you like to accompany me for a ride? Maybe we can find somewhere to enjoy it through the doors.

Yoooo.

Are we like going to have a Halloween bash or something?
I think it'd be a lost opportunity if we just sit idle.

Hey everyone. Just thought you'd all be Very Happy to know that COFFEE (the coffee shop) is open for business again! Sorry about the unexpected close this last week or so, but ten year old Clint Barton simply couldn't reach the buttons on the espresso machine and also had more interested in Kool-Aid Burst Berry Blasts.

So stop in, huh? Let's work on backfilling all the coffee you missed out on.

This place is clearly a temperate zone. I don't know if this is indicative of the whole planet, but it doesn't truly matter as we are stuck in this area. Do we know how frigid winter is, or how long it lasts? Should we be preparing for inclement weather?

[Private to Galen]

Come and talk to me. I'm curious as to your mind set right now.

Hey listen, you guys noticed it's getting colder right? It's definitely not really summer anymore and I don't wanna be the kinda dude who wonders HOW that's happening, considering. You know. All this not real ecosystem or whatever the heck.

All I know, is that means it's about fall, so it's time to get our Basic on. We need pumpkins. Do we grow those? Or have some of the canned stuff hoarded somewhere? I need to make muffins and not be judged about it, okay.

Pretty sure I know the answer to this but I gotta ask.

Was that you who brought in the weirdly cute electric sheep to our menagerie?

Has anyone seen Danny around? Danny Rand? It's been a few days and I haven't heard from him. He's not answering his door or his cell phone.

I know people disappear from this place, but I was hoping

I'm not jumping to conclusions just yet, but Pancho's is gonna be closed for a couple of days while I figure some stuff out. If you see Carol send her my way.

Uh, Miles too for that matter.

So how was everyone's week??

Because mine was GREAT thanks for asking

That was insane, man. Sorry I haven't been in for work, Clint. I think I slept for two days.

Good news? I don't think I have a hangover!

Private to Spider-Gwen

I didn't make an ass of myself, did I?

Private to Peter B. and Claire

Why didn't you guys wake me up?!

Okay so like.... I know this place can be weird sometimes with it's time travel and dimensional whowatzits and stuff But like, i have an entire new apartment in my house??

like, it's mine? from my place in new york? but it's like... on top of my -- uhhh. i dont know. my brain isn't wrapping around it.

BUT.
GUYS.


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Hey, listen. I love you all. I do. And I'm really, really glad you're all feeling better and back to yourselves.

But I'm gonna be really honest. I'm mostly just glad I don't have to make any more soup. Possibly for as long as I live.