Jurassic City - Network

[ Taako sounds supremely irritated. ]

What the actual shit is this?

Magnus? Merle? Is this some bullshit joke? Because if you don't think I'll burn a spell slot on you chucklefucks, you are sorely mistaken.

Fucking shit, guys. Great idea. Yeah, let's just take our only useful party member and stick him somewhere weird by himself. Awesome job, geniuses. Well, joke's on you. When you two dipshits die because you're useless without me and Merle is the shittiest fucking cleric ever - I mean, seriously, he's healed us like...three times ever - I'm just gonna laugh.