Jurassic City - Network

On a scale from killer robots to space whales, I'm trying to decide where actual dinosaurs fit in on my list of weird things that have happened to me. Somewhere in the middle, maybe.

Sometimes I miss the old days when the craziest thing out there was me.

I swear to god, if one more person mentions that fucking movie, I will shoot them. Fuck that bullshit.

Like I need a constant reminder of that

I'm borrowing my language from Jess today. Jones, not Drew. Well, maybe Drew too.

Steven Grant Rogers, light of my life, when are you going to get off your star-spangled ass and marry me?