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Tweak says, "COOKIE MONSTAH!!"

Cpt. Steve Rogers (thelivinglegend) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-03-15 00:43:00

Entry tags:

bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), gabriel gray / sylar, grant ward (mcu), natasha romanova / black widow (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

On a scale from killer robots to space whales, I'm trying to decide where actual dinosaurs fit in on my list of weird things that have happened to me. Somewhere in the middle, maybe.

Sometimes I miss the old days when the craziest thing out there was me.

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	aberrancy 2016-03-15 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh good, you're back. I was worried Bucky was going to cry and then set a trashcan on fire or run away to live in the woods and sadly fight dinosaurs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-03-15 06:16 am UTC (link)
	I checked dinosaur teeth for the shield. Why would I set a trashcan on fire? You cry more than I cry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aberrancy 2016-03-15 06:20 am UTC (link)
	All the dinosaur teeth? Is that where you've been? Because you do weird things when you panic. Like steal dogs. You didn't steal the dog again, did you? That's a total lie, Wintnerd Soldier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-03-15 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Not all. Some. I had a search pattern I was acting on. I started on the south side. Had to halt for stitches. Didn't steal. Just moved. And no. That doesn't make any sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aberrancy 2016-03-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Stitches? Bucky Barnes, did you get eaten by a dinosaur? Kind of stole. But it's fine. It totally makes sense, because you're a nerd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-03-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
	No. Hard to use the little phone keyboard if I was eaten. I didn't want to hurt it. You have cartoon slippers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aberrancy 2016-03-16 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Did you get a little eaten by a dinosaur? You wouldn't have. That you steal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-03-16 05:30 am UTC (link)
	A little. There was an extra one. Visibility was reduced by foliage. It was hiding. No, he's a good dog. Bad guard dog, good dog. They're soft. Your feet are big. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aberrancy 2016-03-16 05:58 am UTC (link)
	One of these days you're going to get eaten eaten. And then who is going to watch over Stevie? He is a good dog. Rude. My feet are normal sized. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-03-16 06:09 am UTC (link)
	They'll choke on the arm. And you will. Your slippers fit me. I'm twice your size. Your feet are big. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aberrancy 2016-03-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Which won't matter if they eat the rest of you first. Of course I will, but that's not the point. I like giant slippers. Who doesn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-03-17 03:06 am UTC (link)
	I don't stay dead anyway. People with little feet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thelivinglegend 2016-03-15 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like I'd remember a place with actual dinosaurs. I'm pretty sure he cried that time we went to Snow White but he nwver would admit it. How do you know Bucky? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aberrancy
2016-03-15 07:40 pm UTC (link)

This place is weird like that. Also possibly magic. Also possibly evil.

I found him in a dumpster one day, accidentally threw an earthquake at him and then bonded with him over mutual hatred of HYDRA. He followed me home, and now he lives on my couch, refuses to use the guest room and drinks all the Capri Sun.

I'm Daisy. I work for SHIELD. PS - SHIELD never entirely went away.

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thelivinglegend
2016-03-16 05:53 am UTC (link)

Oh good. Evil AND magic. That always ends well.

That is.. A really strange story. But honestly so much better than it probably could have been. Sounds like you've been looking out for him so that's all I need to hear. Its just kind of s lot to wrap my head around night now. And I have no idea what capri sun is.

You can't see it but I'm making my not surprised face.

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	aberrancy 2016-03-16 06:01 am UTC (link)
	They go together like evil peanut butter and jelly. We more...looked out for each other. James is a good guy. God, you losers have so much to learn. Come over and you can have a Capri Sun. Well, the Director is Phil Coulson. So there's that. If you want something to surprise face about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	robotarm 2016-03-15 06:15 am UTC (link)
	You saw the dinosaurs already. And you forgot. So that makes it closer to the top. You were already here. You owe me a birthday present. Since you don't remember. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thelivinglegend 2016-03-15 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	Buck? Wait, you remember me? Are you ok? What do you mean I was already here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-03-16 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Mostly. I remember you. I've been here a while. You were here, and then you weren't. It happens like that here sometimes. This place is crazy. I'm okay. When is it where you were? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thelivinglegend 2016-03-16 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Mostly is better than not at all. That's good. Crazy is a word for it, yeah. I have a few others. A lot of them maybe not so nice, but that's just the confusion talking. 2015, why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

robotarm
2016-03-16 06:08 am UTC (link)

Some of it's still not there. Sometimes I still forget. Most of it though, I remember. Comes and goes. I already said it, but you don't remember, so I'm sorry I broke your face and tried to kill you.

It's not so bad. Except when everyone gets drugged so they have to tell the truth.

People come from different times, sometimes. Sometimes they leave and then come back and it was longer where they come from then it was here. Doesn't make sense, but it happens.

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	clearmyledger 2016-03-16 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Welcome back, Captain. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thelivinglegend 2016-03-16 05:55 am UTC (link)
	My normal 'glad to be back' really doesn't apply, but thanks? Would help if I remembered the first time around I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	survives 2016-03-17 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Probably ranked below killer robots, honestly. In the larger scheme of things, killer robots at least have the intent to be dangerous. And the space whales left way too much debris. It took us months to get it all cleaned up. And even then, there was Chitauri crap popping up all over the globe. (Reply to this)

	abravenewworld 2016-03-17 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Space whales? Seriously? (Reply to this)