Jurassic City - Network

This is fucked up.

I'm glad Luke is here but it was hard enough raising our daughter back home. Before it was supervillains and alien invasions but now we have to worry about T-rex and velociraptors. Who else is here? DANNY RAND? ARE YOU HERE? Luke and I need our boyfriend.

First, the walkers. Now dinosaurs.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Hello, I see we've had a number of new arrivals here. I'm Phryne Fisher and I have been here for a month. I work at the jewellery store and offer my services as a freelance PI. I know this is a highly unusual situation but you will get used to it soon enough. I came from a time on Earth that was completely different to this one but I still managed to adapt to it.

So. I died. Then, I got better again. Except, instead of being alive and home, which would be a great place to be brought back to life, I'm get brought back in some messed up real life version of Jurassic Park.

I think I'll take being dead again. Beats maybe getting eaten by dinosaurs.

I'm being made to do this against my will, just so everyone knows.

Right. I'm Dr.Ian Malcolm. I've been here for a few months already, and I run things down at the University. I also help with education system in general, but if you have a question about elementary through high school education, you're better off talking to Kitty Pryde about that.

I'm also someone who's had experience with dinosaurs. Experience that I didn't exactly want, but hey, when life gives you lemons...actually no, that's a bad proverbial phrase to go by.

Anyway, useful helpful advice - stay out of the forest. Unless you have a death wish. The city has a protective barrier around it, and aside from an unfortunate incident three months ago, the dinosaurs can't get in, so you're safe from the jaws that'll rip you apart or crush you to bits in here. Even if you've got superhuman abilities, which apparently, some of you do, judging from different types of people that I've seen pop up since I've been here, I don't advise it.

Long story short :

City = Safe, Forest = Dinosaurs = Bad.

Of course, if you do decide go out there and explore, I'll just be here, waiting with a nice 'I told you so', for if and when you get back.

There, Claire. You said I had to interact, but you didn't say I had to be nice.

So who do I have pay in order to let me ride a Triceratops? Seriously.

Can we ride the dinosaurs? Pretty please?