|Dr.Ian Malcom hates being right all the time (lifefindsaway) wrote in jurassiccitynet,|
@ 2015-08-06 22:53:00
|Entry tags:||hope summers, ian malcolm, teddy altman / hulkling|I'm being made to do this against my will, just so everyone knows.
Right. I'm Dr.Ian Malcolm. I've been here for a few months already, and I run things down at the University. I also help with education system in general, but if you have a question about elementary through high school education, you're better off talking to Kitty Pryde about that.
I'm also someone who's had experience with dinosaurs. Experience that I didn't exactly want, but hey, when life gives you lemons...actually no, that's a bad proverbial phrase to go by.
Anyway, useful helpful advice - stay out of the forest. Unless you have a death wish. The city has a protective barrier around it, and aside from an unfortunate incident three months ago, the dinosaurs can't get in, so you're safe from the jaws that'll rip you apart or crush you to bits in here. Even if you've got superhuman abilities, which apparently, some of you do, judging from different types of people that I've seen pop up since I've been here, I don't advise it.
Long story short :
City = Safe, Forest = Dinosaurs = Bad.
Of course, if you do decide go out there and explore, I'll just be here, waiting with a nice 'I told you so', for if and when you get back.
There, Claire. You said I had to interact, but you didn't say I had to be nice.