Jurassic City - Network

Of all the places I expected to end up, this was definitely not at the top of the list. It wasn't even one of the options. Safely back into the bosom of SHIELD would have ranked higher.

So. Dinosaurs? Exactly what are we supposed to do with that?

Hello.

I'm Claire Dearing, the current mayor of Jurassic City. Yes, I know the name is unfortunate, but I did not choose it. I've been informed that we've had a recent influx of new arrivals. We currently are uncertain how people are being brought here, but these incidences began three months ago and have only recently increased in frequency.

I was in your position once. I became the mayor after an incident with out perimeter defenses wiped out the previous government. If you have any questions regarding your situation, please address them to me or our Chief of Police, Emma Swan. We won't be able to answer certain questions, such as how we came to be here or how to leave or where or when this place is. But we can help you to get settled and acclimated here.

We're sorry for any inconvenience this has caused and we hope you will make the best of this opportunity.

Thank you, and welcome to Jurassic City.

dr. malcolm.

I will expect you to make a formal introduction on your own, however distasteful you may find interacting with the masses.

As much as I would like to think this is a particularly elaborate joke by a certain individual with a questionable sense of humor, the people here seem to be serious when they say that we can't return home and that leaving the city would be ill-advised because of the dangers we would encounter.

Would anyone care to clarify what the point of all of this is?

Dinosaurs. I'm in another reality, and stuck in a city I can't leave because the outside is surrounded bu freaking dinosaurs?

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any better, it just got fantastic.