the displaced; ic

I need to see the gingerbread house and then I want to try and pull the sword out of the stone and Thor has to try too. AND I want to build a snowman.

[Thor]

I gave the wine into Sif's keeping.

[Loki 616]

You may have been right, loathe though I am to say such a thing.

[OOC: TRIGGER WARNING for snake picture in a link.]

For those of you with inquiring minds, the room service in the brig leaves much to be desired. Also, pack a toothbrush.

Another space portal. Let's not do that again.

Sentient nursebots, huh? I know what it looks like, but this one's not on me. Seriously, though. Someone has dramatically upped their LMD game. What are we talking, here? Thing 1 and Thing 2 are not particularly forthcoming. Programming could use some work.

So tell me, who else is on the guest list for this involuntary pleasure cruise? And is there scotch?

So, hey. I'm here. The Hulk is gone for now I've read up on the conversations people tried to have with the Other Guy, but to be honest, I can't remember any of it.

Middle Earth, huh?

Must you swing Mjölner round inside of my skull, Brother?

THOR:

Banner's here.

I may need backup.

WHERE IS HULK! THIS NOT THOR'S SPACESHIP! IS THIS SAKAAR?! HULK SMASH GRANDMASTER!

[ETA OOC: All conversations with Hulk in this post happen on Tuesday evening, since Hulk has now turned back into Bruce]

AVENGERS MANSION FOLKS:

Keep in contact. I'll have all comms open in case anyone needs me. We can assemble if anyone needs help.

Maybe the last day, we could try the Green Dragon in the Shire for food and drinks together?

BUCKY BARNES MCU:

Venturing off on our own for a few days? Kind of eager to see Lothlorien, but I think I vaguely remember something about magic protecting it from evil. It's a little murky when it comes to unpleasant histories though.

[MCU + Avengers Mansion + Friends]

It has been more than a month since we all shared a meal together, and some who have arrived haven't had that opportunity at all. I propose we all meet for dinner tomorrow evening.

Didn't know they'd separated Midgard into sections. Long as it has good drink, don't care where we are.

filter: queen frigga
Settling in alright, Frigga?

filter: torunn
You okay, young one?

filter: asgardians
We stick together in this place a little better, yeah? Deal?

Dr Seuss is weird.

This is not where I am supposed to be. Heimdall would not make a mistake like this. I recognize these outdated communication devices so if I am once more brought to Midgard, know that I am the Lady Sif of Asgard, friend to the SHIELD and would speak to those in it's charge.

I do not appreciate being plagued with needles.

This is quite unusual. While I appreciate the consideration for health, I'm not sure it's entirely required, given my physiology, however, I will adhere to regulations and await the release.

Perhaps in that time, someone could inform me as to just why and where I am, as I can attest, this is not realm travel as I've done it, and it's hardly a suitable time.

FILTERED AGAINST MARGO HANSON, MINORS & MAGIC STUDENTS

Next Saturday is my very dear and beloved Margo's birthday. As we are currently at sea, with no known trajectory or schedule, planning an evening of celebratory indulgence is immensely difficult. But I have never been one to look at an obstacle and give up. We will celebrate and it will be a worthy celebration.

The question I pose to you, fellow travelers, is who among you would like to help celebrate High Queen Margo's birthday? I know she has made friends among you. And, of you friends, who is comfortable dancing in a crowd?

Perhaps shirtless?

Thor of Asgard, I look to you specifically.

As her oldest friend I can assure you that an evening of drinking, dancing and surrounded by shirtless men is exactly how she'd like to celebrate.

FILTER TO MAGIC STUDENTS( not an in game cut )

Who: MCU Thor and Loki
What: Brotherly bonding while Loki was hurt.
Where: Medbay
When: After Clint revealed to Thor Loki saved him.
Warnings: Character injury. Loki’s low self-esteem.

P.S. Am posting on mobile so will make pretty later. ;)

( What are you reading? Read to me, brother. )

They are actually showing Muppet Treasure Island tonight. This is excellent news. Okay, most of the upcoming movies are basically pretty good, but Muppet Treasure Island. Steve, do you

In case anyone is wondering, my royal brother snores. Loudly. Should anyone care to visit, I would request that you bring something, anything, I might throw at said sovereign's head when he begins to sound like a bilgesnipe.

Filter: MCU Loki, Thor, Princess Zelda

Forgive me for not getting in contact sooner. One of my Paladins has been injured gravely. Thank you for taking care of the mice at the center, Princess.

Are you and all yours doing okay?

That battle was quite invigorating!

WHO: Thor Odinson and Valkyrie
WHEN: Before the Atlantis docking.
WHERE: Dinner, then Thor's suite
WHAT: They banter, they ditch dinner, they sleep together.
WARNINGS: Off screen sexual situations.
STATUS: gdoc, finished.

( Question, are the shoes mandatory for this outing? )

Still doing patrols, guys, even while we're docked. If you can't make you shifts, say something now. And if you want to join in on them, let me know here or here.

[ FILTERED TO VET+ GROUP ]
Meeting for next week isn't cancelled. I'm still holding it in the library, feel free to drop by if you're not busy in Atlantis. And if you are, don't worry, we'll still be around the week after next. Come when you need it.

Has anyone seen Angela since our arrival here?

[Private to Penny Adiyodi]

I will make arrangements to ensure that your rest is not disturbed.

[Thor]

Might your couch be available on a more regular basis?

WHO: Thor and Loki (MCU)
WHEN: The day that Penny posted about seeing Loki's dreams.
WHERE: Thor and Torunn's suite.
WHAT: The brothers can't sleep so they talk about Loki's fears.
WARNINGS: Thanos being kind of a mindcreep?
STATUS: gdoc, done!

( And be kind to those you love and be kind to those you don't )

Evidently, the medical bay is also equipped to handle animals, should anyone be concerned in that regard.

( Yes, the beast is here. )

They have ghost pepper hot sauce on this ship. I asked for a bottle, and they gave it to me. I can put it on everything without making it weird!

Out of all the places you unintentional vagabonds have been, which is your favorite now? This one (for now)? Curious if I should stockpile the grog even though it's free in case things go poorly.

( unfiltered )

[ FILTERED TO VETERANS+ GROUP ]
It's small, but it will do until we get more people joining us. The Library on Deck 12, Wednesdays, 7 PM. I scheduled it with droids and stuck a sign on the door for privacy. See you all tomorrow night.

[ FILTERED TO SUPERHERO/MAGICAL TYPES 18+ OPEN TO EVERYONE ]
So this place is fun and all, but a few of us think patrols would be a good idea, just to stay on the cautious side. No one's seen anything worth panicking over, so this isn't a response to anything, but better safe than sorry. To keep people from doing the same thing and maybe bring everyone together, here's a sort of schedule of what people are wanting to do for night patrols.

Need a partner for night patrols. Dates and times are up in the air, but I'm thinking Monday to Thursday, from 1 AM to 4 AM. Let me know if you're interested or hit me up on Logan's post here. Volunteers for other times/nights are welcomed there too.

EDIT: So people were hella responsive. So I got a schedule sort of going and tried to filter to as many adults as possible capable of helping.

If you want to help, fill in where there are openings, yeah? More than two people to a slot is ideal. But remember, if you got school, try to grab an earlier shift or work weekends so you're not falling asleep in class. Cause I don't want to get yelled at by any teachers.

SUNDAYS


• 7 PM - 10 PM: Frank Castle, Pidge Gunderson, & Wally West

• 10 PM - 1 AM: Dick Grayson, Faith Lehane, Tara Maclay, & Jason Todd

• 1 AM - 4 AM: Squall Leonhart, Peter Parker, & Cloud Strife

• 4 AM - 7 AM: Anakin Solo, Jacen Solo, & Jaina Solo



MONDAYS


• 7 PM - 10 PM: Frank Castle, Maya Lopez, & Steve Rogers

• 10 PM - 1 AM: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, & Damien Wayne

• 1 AM - 4 AM: Bucky Barnes (PH), Laura Kinney, & Illya Kuryakin

• 4 AM - 7 AM: Ray Palmer & Cassie Sandsmark



TUESDAYS


• 7 PM - 10 PM: Jim Kirk & Steve Rogers

• 10 PM - 1 AM: Faith Lehane, Maya Lopez, & Tara Maclay

• 1 AM - 4 AM: Bucky Barnes (PH) & Laura Kinney

• 4 AM - 7 AM: Stephanie Brown, Ray Palmer, & Cassie Sandsmark



WEDNESDAYS


• 7 PM - 10 PM: Clint Barton (616), Wally West, & Sam Winchester

• 10 PM - 1 AM: Clark Kent & Johanna Mason

• 1 AM - 4 AM: Bucky Barnes (PH), Laura Kinney, & Illya Kuryakin

• 4 AM - 7 AM: Stephanie Brown, Alastor Moody, & Charlie Weasley



THURSDAYS


• 7 PM - 10 PM: Jim Kirk, Meetra Surik, & T3

• 10 PM - 1 AM: Rose Hathaway & Damon Salvatore

• 1 AM - 4 AM: Bucky Barnes (PH), Laura Kinney, & Flash Thompson

• 4 AM - 7 AM: Stefan Salvatore, Cassie Sullivan, & Emmeline Vance



FRIDAYS


• 7 PM - 10 PM: Meetra Surik, T3, & Sam Winchester

• 10 PM - 1 AM: Rose Hathaway, Damon Salvatore, & Flash Thompson

• 1 AM - 4 AM: Clint Barton (616), Squall Leonhart, & Cloud Strife

• 4 AM - 7 AM: Stefan Salvatore, Cassie Sullivan, & Emmeline Vance



SATURDAYS


• 7 PM - 10 PM: Pidge Gunderson, Thor Odinson, & Wally West

• 10 PM - 1 AM: Jo Harvelle, Clark Kent, & Flash Thompson

• 1 AM - 4 AM: Squall Leonhart, Peter Parker, & Cloud Strife

• 4 AM - 7 AM: Anakin Solo, Jacen Solo, & Jaina Solo

EDIT 2: If you think anyone else should be on this filter, let me know.

EDIT: FLYERS/SWIMMERS/SCOUTERS - Go see Johnny Storm. He's got some ideas about additional patrols.

[Thor]
Your brother still knows to stay away from my family right? Given he's talking about teaching for the EPS.

[18+ only]

Scott and I were given an informational packet about how the school system apparently works on the ship. Anyone 17 and younger is required to attend school, Monday to Friday, 9am-1pm, unless we are docked at a port.

This is basically what EPS has been trained for, but I know we got a number of others who teach or might want the opportunity to do so. If you would like to help out with making sure all the kids here can get a quality education, please respond here with what you're willing to teach and we'll get you on our roster and set up with everything.

I'm gonna ask all EPS teachers to respond to this too, to ensure we're all accounted for.

Stating the obvious aside: we've made another jump. Some of you remember (and would like to forget) the Prettiest Star space cruise ship. This one is on water this time. From what I can tell, it's a luxury cruise ship. Most of what I've seen seems familiar to cruise ships on Earth, but who knows so make sure you're careful until we know exactly what we're dealing with.

Check in on this post and see if your friends are here.

I was SO LITTLE

( unfiltered )

[Spiders, both Lokis, Thor]
The hummingbird god is called Huitzilopochtli which sounds kind of familiar and he is a boy. They made human sacrifices to him because he was the god of war and the sun and he was always fighting the moon and stars and if he lost the world would end. It doesn't say if he'd get eaten though. In my dreams they said I would get eaten.

But I'm not a boy!

My trousers are snug. This is unacceptable.

I've decided the problem with Tumbleweed is that it affords me far too much free time. I shall be remedying that. For Christmas I was gifted a piano, and while it had been a long while since I played, I was able to in no time at all. I've also been meaning to join that local gym.

I don't know how anyone manages to achieve a hangover using the drink this planet has to offer. Can humans not produce anything stronger?

[JESSICA JONES, view-able by VALKYRIE]

Since Bucky is busy, I thought I could pick up the slack. I have a friend with me that can help.

What do you need done?

I watched the film Fight Club to prepare. Such toxic masculinity.

[Avengers Complex + Friends of the Bartons]
So in case any of you missed it, just outside the Avengers Complex our farmhouse showed up. Santa delivered in a big way for us.

SO! Laura and I are planning to move in to our house. We'll still be close for pestering.

I'll be having more of these holidays, thanks. Could get used to being given grog for no reason at all other than somebody decided a long while back that it was appropriate.

Thanks for the bottle, your majesty Thor. I did enjoy that holiday fog.

[Filtered to Bucky Barnes (AU) & Thor]

Did you ever find out anything for me?

The mice are here! My space mice from back home have just shown up!

[attached: this pic except looking a little more realistic]

I don't know where they came from, but I am so glad to have them here!

[Avengers Complex]
Merry Christmas everyone. There’s fresh pancakes, bacon, eggs, toast, sausages, all that normal breakfast stuff in the kitchen. Need anything else just ask, I’m in the Kiss the Cook apron.

[Laura]
So.....have you looked outside yet?

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

( On the front stoop. )

I'd like to apologize for the display yesterday. And any thunder that came at night.

Onto better things, I received the gifts I asked for. My helmet, Jarnbjorn (a weapon I used before Odin gave me Mjolnir, I hope she doesn't get jealous), and pictures of my family. Loki and Torunn, you'll want to see these.

Before I forget:

[camera-phone quality/also blurry pic of Loki, in his Asgardian garb, sitting in a chair with a small black kitten resting on his knee].

:D

Okay, I don't know who made this blanket, but it's the best. Fits right in in my bedroom. So thank you, Secret Santa.

I never thought I'd miss the selection of men at Brakebills. Who's hot and who puts out?

Who: Secret Santa participants!
When: First thing Wed 20th
Where: A mailbox near you! (Or next to the mailbox.)

Sorted alphabetically by first name:


( Albus to Hope )


( Ianto to Percy )


( Pixie to Zelda )

It came through the door, and now it won't leave.

( The Invader )

I found a book about Norse Mythology and Loki and I are in it!

Loki, you will not believe what they said about you!


[Bucky (original flavor), Rogue, Scott]

I tried working for Jessica Jones with Bucky, it did not go well. I'll come back to that at another time. While the Avengers house provides me with food, I would like to give back, and therefore need money. What I'm getting at is that I would like to have a job at EPS. I was told last I was here I worked as a "PE teacher," with another Bucky. I could do that again. Or if you have something else in mind, I am open to it. Thank you.

The Farmer's Market is all decked out for Christmas, if you haven't gone I'd suggest it. Great for finding gifts. I also picked up some live wreaths for the Sanctum.

[Private to Charlie Weasley (canon)]

Sorry for missing your birthday party, I wasn't myself. Everything is back to normal, thankfully. I have your gift - shall I bring it over?

[Private to Alucard and Integra Hellsing]

I don't think anybody else noticed my bizarre change. I'd appreciate it if we never mentioned it ever again.