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Someone tell me not to shoot the musical decorations. Jesus but they're annoying.

Does Christmas need to be so loud?

ᴋᴀᴛᴇ ʙɪsʜᴏᴘ

I did not forget. But Lucky had to approve the gift.

You'd be surprised how picky he is.

KATE BISHOP

I bet you're wondering what your birthday present is.

How exactly does one determine who they are expected to exchange gifts with?

I've got my outfit for the ball sorted, doing great with lines for the play, bought a gift for my secret santa and started on Christmas presents.

If anyone needs long distance travel when Pixie's in school hit me up.

[Kate Bishop]
I've got something small and something big for your birthday and Christmas. Which way round do you want them?

[Filtered Away from People Who Want to Shoot/Maim/Kill/Jail Him]

Just what does a god do for work around here? It all seems terribly boring.

Man, I know we're in Texas, but the heat today is kind of ridiculous for December, isn't it? I don't remember it hitting the 90s this time last year.

[Kate Bishop]

I'm buying you lunch tomorrow for your birthday.

ETA: [Molly Weasley]

Hey, I was wondering if you could do me a favor? My friend Kate's birthday is tomorrow and I promised a really good meal if she came over for brunch. Would you be willing to help me with it?

ETA #2: [Damon Salvatore]

Hey, would you be okay with me taking off for a week at the end of the year? 28-Jan 3?

With the number of archers who are here and all, could we maybe start some kind of group or club?

EDIT: Does 4:30 today at the range work for everyone for a meet-up?

Man, I was just napping.

Twenty hours is totally normal for a nap, right?

Unpopular opinion time, JJ's Diner is meh.

[ FILTERED TO BUCKY BARNES (1) ]
Hey. You can ignore this and I'll get it, but I wanted to know if you have a solution to the trigger words? I need to get that locked down before some dumbass tries to use it against me.

[ FILTERED TO JESSICA JONES & THOR ODINSON ]
So I know this is coming out of nowhere, but Thor and I were wondering if you were hiring anyone to work for you? We heard you had a PI business here. I had my own in the world I was in before this, so I have experience and can tell you about it in person. I don't know Thor's capabilities, but he's eager.

[ EDITED: FILTERED TO BETSY BRADDOCK ]
I was told that you should be the person I talk to about potentially removing certain trigger words from my mind. I don't have a lot to offer in the way of money, but I will owe you or you can put me to work in whatever way you like. But I need help and someone I trust pointed me toward you. So. If this is something we can work on together, I'd appreciate it. If I should look somewhere else, let me know.

I'm sorry to drag my family "drama" as you say, into this, but I must tell everyone:

That is not Odin. That is Loki in disguise. Loki, show yourself before I come find you.

[Kate and Sam]

I'm coming over for dinner Thursday so the Weasleys can have their family reunion thing here. Have I mentioned lately that I'm literally surrounded by redheads?

Hey, Carol. Ultimates Assemble?

I would recommend than anyone who see a mogwai or gremlin, kill it on sight. They're likely trying to replenish after so many of them were slaughtered last night.

SCOTT SUMMERS, JEAN GREY, & EMMA FROST:

I've seen Rogue.

I've tested the potential feedback loop between Anka Irene and Rogue, and it was there. Both of them were suffering from it so I have placed a tighter leash on it, though I did not cut it off completely. I believe that would be detrimental to the child, in particular, who has been able to feel her mother the entire time.

While there are trace elements of Magneto there, they are not dominating her. I would recommend against any sort of extraction, and know that if you try against hers or my wishes, I will retaliate.

Aw c'mon. Not cool.

I just wanted a nap. Not another inter-outer-upper dimensional roundabout ride.

Why is sleep the enemy?

Has anyone seen Clint lately? The one from my world, I mean. He isn't in a gutter somewhere is he?

i have some questions

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You gotta love the cases when you find out that the husband is actually not cheating on his wife, but is actually doing what he said he was doing: charity work at a hospital. He dresses as Batman and goes around to the children in hospitals. Been doing it for years, but his wife thinks it's unbecoming for a man in his 40s.

I have no problem taking her money and donating it in her name to the children's ward of the Tumbleweed Hospital.

When I find out who slipped a mickey into my scotch and dropped me off where ever the hell this place is, I'm going to make your life a living hell and kick seven shades of shit out of you! And whichever one of you bastards shot me with a tranquilizer and stole my gun is next on the list!

It's like bloody Star Trek in here with this weird little computer. The guard said if I type on it, then there's other folk out there who can respond. Right then! Someone bloody well better respond and tell me where I really am, not this bollocks about being brought through a vortex!

Just what I wanted. Going from one enclosed space to another.

The hell's going on here?

Ughhhhhhh.

FRIDAY, get me the schematics for the Avenger house, we need to upgrade it.

Did I leave my Peter Parker here?





[ooc: Tony Stark for Halloween]

Never thought I'd say this but I kinda miss Gotham City. At least there was a bunch of crime to stop there.

That aside, echoing the question of what jobs are out there for a vigilante type? Apart from the whole bodyguard/bouncer/trainer thing?

Attention teenagers and those under the age of 21:

If you are caught with alcohol, you will be arrested and fined. Your license will be suspended for 30-180 days. You will be forced to go to Alcohol awareness class. You will be made to do 8-40 hours of community service.

Those are all for first time offenders. It only goes up if you have a record. Be smart, people.

There is a BB-8 waffle maker, but no Artoo waffle maker, and that's definitely problematic, so I'm going to spend my evening working on fixing that. It can't be too terribly hard, can it? Hopefully Fiver isn't going to get jealous on me though.

[Filter: Anakin Skywalker]

Yeah, so it may totally not work out at all, but how do you feel about testing my ability to make a waffle maker make Artoo Detoo shaped waffles sometime this week?

CLINT BARTON 616:

Jo, Sam, and I are going to check out a haunting in New York. Can you watch Lucky?

AMERICA CHAVEZ:

Hey Chavez, can you watch Clint for me while Sam and Jo and I check out a haunting?

JO, KATE

Anybody feel like a road trip to Manhattan? Looks like this guy's in trouble.

You know, people talk about how this bigger town's nice and all, but it can be harder too. All the vets that I've found have gone straight.

So like, can anyone recommend a good place that does stitches?

I think Billy is gone. All of my f

[Charles Xavier]

May I speak with you?

Ya know what? I still can't say this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. My only issue is that it's hard to properly make something to eat in this format. Someone provide a bit of help, please and thank you?

I don't normally look this good in eyeliner, so that's at least one positive. I'm working on the rest.

SAM WINCHESTER:

I was thinking... We should probably do that thing. At the courthouse. With the paper and the signing and the celebration.

Well I, for one, am looking forward to the end of the holidays. Especially if I'm going to be working through an end of summer pool party first.

CLINT BARTON 616:

[....]

Did Buffy Summers walk-of-shame out of your room? Or am I seeing things?

Um... I don't remember the town being this big. What the heck happened here? What the heck did I miss??

[Filtered to Kate Bishop]

Hey Hawkeye.

So like what's up with all these books?

Is it worthwhile to make a list of things I miss from the future?

I'm going hunting as soon as it's light. Does anyone else here know how to hunt?

BAELFIRE

Are you here?

I've been reading up on this crash thing, and it doesn't sound right. Like Roswell had some newspaper articles and stuff, and that's all well and good. But it's like everything's been scrubbed on Tumbleweed. All I've got a bunch of old people who swear up and down they were touched by an alien, and not in the good way.

CLINT BARTON 616:

So what's going on with you? You've been really quiet, aside from like.. the whole flamingo thing.

Do you want to come move into the bunker?

This place is turning into a regular Area 51, or something. I'm wondering if I should put a patch on my backpack so I can fit in.

You think there's someone who can give you the full history on this whole Crash Day thing?

Okay, seriously. Is anyone faithful these days? I don't wanna be Cynical Girl, but my entire payroll is coming from cheaters. Sometimes the same wife or husband! Multiple times!

I know that this is pretty low on the scale of things when you consider the military's crackdown and all, but seriously.

CHEATERS.

Not cool, bro.

Well, I guess this changes plans with the archery/combat practice I usually do in the nearest forest-y park.

Filter: Henry Mills

I'm on party-planning duty for Anakin's birthday. Decorations, and all. Want to do a little shopping trip with me? I'll double that up with ice cream and call it a date.

Hi, Tumbleweed. It is good to be back in your warm, judgemental embrace.

Time for some public input. What level of patriotic do I want to be tomorrow? I'm turning 18, so it's a double celebration.

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It's really too bad Dean isn't here anymore. He would be so easy to con into trying that new tarantula poison drink.

ALINA

Everyone else is back to themselves, I think, so I'm hoping you are too. Are you okay?

Thank you to everyone who supported or marched in the parade yesterday. I know that for some of you it may have been your first time at such an event and that Pride parades aren't a thing in space, or Hogwarts, or the Land of Oz. I am especially grateful for all of my friends who assisted with last-minute things. It has been -- difficult knowing that Teddy hasn't been here for any of this -- but all of you made it work fabulously.

[Wanda Maximoff, Kate Bishop, Violet Parr]

I'm going out of town for a little bit. I'm thinking, dramatic train-ride to New York to celebrate my widowerhood. Is that the right word? We wer

Teddy's gone.

So I'm walking through town, checking on flies and stuff, right? And I see all these people spilling out of the cowboy church. It's weird, that many people there.

This pastor is saying all kinds of ridiculous things like he has god's personal phone line, and no you can't talk to him. But you can talk to him through me. Asking super personal questions, and he's giving them legit vague af answers in return. Things you could read from a horoscope. Or something a really good "psychic" would be able to read. Cold readings, that kind of thing.

But all these people were eating it up! I know people really want to believe in some higher power like that, but seriously? He won't let YOU talk to him? That's some shady shit there.

Bobby Singer was sent home.

OPERATION MAYOR'S OFFICE:

Okay, so I figured out who it was. Intern from Tumbleweed Community college. Senior doing an internship. Redneck as hell.

Anyone up for magicking a bunch of those fliers on the public property outside of his house?

You're walking through the desert and you see a tortoise. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. It's lying there helpless baking in the hot sun because it can't flip back over without help. Why aren't you helping?

[Friends]
Anyone feeling a sudden urge to steal candy from babies?