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barton ([info]awcoffee) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2017-12-08 12:47:00

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Entry tags:clint barton / hawkeye (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), laguna loire, laura barton, maya lopez / echo (616)

Someone tell me not to shoot the musical decorations. Jesus but they're annoying.

Does Christmas need to be so loud?

ᴋᴀᴛᴇ ʙɪsʜᴏᴘ

I did not forget. But Lucky had to approve the gift.

You'd be surprised how picky he is.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-08 02:52 pm UTC (link)
But it's festive!

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-08 03:31 pm UTC (link)
That is not a good reason.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-08 03:41 pm UTC (link)
It's not a good reason for you to shoot them.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-09 06:15 pm UTC (link)
It's a very good reason. I'm too far away for the off button.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-09 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Come on, that's a bit extreme.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-10 11:35 am UTC (link)
I have very extreme feelings. Especially regarding sensory shit.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
Why don't you just ask them to turn it off?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-11 10:43 am UTC (link)
Like a net wide request for everyone to stop putting up flashing, singing, loud and bright decorations? How'd you think that'll go?

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-11 01:57 pm UTC (link)
You can't be everywhere at one time.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-11 05:42 pm UTC (link)
You'd be surprised what I can hit from a high enough building.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-11 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I believe you. No need to test it out.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-11 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. I'm probably gonna do it.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-12 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Really? Are you going to climb up on your roof?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-13 09:58 am UTC (link)
Not my roof. Its not high enough. I'll find one though.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-13 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Don't you need permission for that?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-14 09:29 am UTC (link)
... I mean, probably. But I don't think I'm technically too concerned with asking to shoot things from other peoples rooftops.

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[info]tacticalgunner
2017-12-15 02:50 am UTC (link)
Couldn't you, I dunno, just buy earplugs or something?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-15 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I'm already almost deaf. Sticking more shit in my ears isn't the solution.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2017-12-08 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Are they?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-08 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Yup. Sound. Colour. Flashing. Singing.

I'm cursing my 20%, I'm this close to taking out my aids Maya. This. Close.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2017-12-08 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Aw. We got to use avatars once when we were in space. I was a mess half the time trying to figure out what all the noise meant.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-09 06:22 pm UTC (link)
It those little things that drive you crazy. It took me three days to work out that my oven was beeping for some fucking reason once.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2017-12-09 06:27 pm UTC (link)
That one is what I have a dog for. Mysterious beeping, alarms, doorbells and people yelling my name.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-09 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Lucky's not technically an assistance dog. But he pretty much covers most of those bases. Usually.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2017-12-09 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Except when he's sleeping, stealing food or distracted by pats?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-10 11:36 am UTC (link)
I mean, you could've just described either of us right there.

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[info]ashtawawidiwin
2017-12-10 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Aw, do you need a tummy rub?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-11 10:44 am UTC (link)
You offering?

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[info]katebishop
2017-12-08 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I guess I should take back the blinking disco ball I got you for Christmas, huh?

HAWKEYES:
Sure, sure. It'll have to wait till I get back from my skiing trip.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-09 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Unless you're cool with me using it for target practice.

HAWKEYES:
Oh cool. That'll let me figure out how the fuck to wrap this.

Where to? This is with the giant tree of a man of yours, right?

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[info]katebishop
2017-12-10 02:32 am UTC (link)
What else would it be for?

HAWKEYES:
Wrapping paper! This I gotta see.

Utah! This ski resort is pretty awesome.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-10 11:40 am UTC (link)
Festivities apparently.

HAWKEYES:
It's a present in a present. The gift of puzzling out unwrapping.

At least there's no risk of avalanche? Don't kill/maim anyone with the ski either. It's easy to do.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-12-08 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Don't shoot the musical decorations, Clint.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-09 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that didn't work. Still wanna shoot them.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-12-09 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Try a shooting range?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-10 11:40 am UTC (link)
With the decorations?

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[info]youaresocute
2017-12-11 12:26 am UTC (link)
I'd suggest getting your own decorations to set up as targets, to avoid jail time.

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-11 10:45 am UTC (link)
Hey, I haven't been in jail in a while. It could be a nice change for a bit.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-12-11 05:38 pm UTC (link)
On a scale of 1-10, how likely is this jail scenario?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-11 05:43 pm UTC (link)
About 8.5, statistically speaking.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-12-11 11:02 pm UTC (link)
First-name basis with the officers?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-12 10:37 am UTC (link)
I mean, I was back home. Sometimes that was just a case of mistaken identity though.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-12-12 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Do I want to know?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-13 09:51 am UTC (link)
Nothing bad. People just keep calling me Iron Fist, like Danny and me are twins -we're not- but he's not good at staying out of trouble either.

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[info]youaresocute
2017-12-14 12:17 am UTC (link)
Friend of yours?

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[info]awcoffee
2017-12-14 09:30 am UTC (link)
Iron Fist? Well, I guess you could call us friends. Kinda. He's an Avenger, sometimes.

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