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Considering I'm like two inches tall, Santiago, I'm going to need you to take care of a few things for me.

What kind of world did we fall in? I'm too small for my axe even.

WHO: Nina Gurzsky (NPC), Erik Lehnsherr, & Kurt Wagner
WHERE: Tumbleweed, TX: X-Mansion Backyard
WHEN: August 15th, 2018
WHAT: Kurt and Erik finally speak to one another.
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( 'You’re free to stay, sharing space is an important concept to learn, isn’t it?' )

[Posted earlier in the morning]

I wouldn't have to do this if Murphy was still here, damn it.

I have a bit of an emergency at my flat, and could use some assistance. My breakfast became belligerently animated and won't leave. It's disrupting everything, agitating my pokemon, and I need to get ready for work. Could somebody please come over to help me catch it?

Somehow I'm managing to be both dainty and graceful and what I assume is supposed to be adorably clumsy, but knowledge of the genre tells me I'm getting off easy. Somehow I'm guessing I'm probably not getting back out of town before school starts again though.

What's this I've seen about Toon Town? Anyone investigated yet?

[ FILTERED TO ANGELINA, FRED, & RON WEASLEY ]
Alright, so I have an anniversary with Angie coming up next week, so I'm going to need you two to mind the shop while we're gone for a week. We're going to ask Dad to look after the kids, but look in on them while we're gone, yeah?

It'll be all of next week, we're going to leave Saturday night.

And then when we come back, we need to talk about the all out prank war we're going to implement to find our newest Muggle employee.