Living statues are a sub-category of mimes and should definitely be illegal.
Hey, you make cookies, right? Do you do special orders?
neal in thedisplaced
Boss, got two bottles of Tequila with your name on it and some art thing for you, Gideon.The kid picked it out.How's my stuff?
Jane, you know the drill. Selina's got your stuff. The hat's from me.