the displaced; ic

I'm sure there will be very polarized thoughts about this.

Damon Salvatore has been sent back home. If that's where we end up.

[Private to Gwen Stacy (65):]

So how do you feel about babies?

KYLO REN:

You felt it, didn't you?

GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY MINUS KYLO REN:

I'm sorry to announce that Han Solo has disappeared.

Who's up for getting something shitfaced tonight? And who is up for getting laid tonight? Bonus points if you're both. Bonus points if you look like Jason Momoa.

IDK how many people he knew around here, but Doc Holliday's gone. Disappeared. Poof!

WAVERLY EARP:

Doc's gone.

[Mycroft Holmes]

When would you like to schedule the recital?

I think this may be the best thing I've read all week.

You know, we've got a pool, so if anyone needs to beat the heat? Give me a head's up, and you can come over and use ours. If you ask really nicely I'll even pull out my Falcon float.

[Friends*]

So, Pidge and I were basically thinking we ought to have more regular Lego nights, so if anyone's in with that, maybe next weekend?

*Feel free to assume if you've talked to him in the past.

Half-price drinks at the Roadhouse tonight, in honor of those sent back. Feel free to drop by.

[Harvey Specter]

Hey, I could use a hand on the legal/paperwork side of things. Do you have time for me to come by or can I set up an appointment?

Filter: PH friends

Peter's gone. So, just a heads up, I'm going to just need some alone time for a while.

Filter: Spider-peeps

Just wanted to give you a heads up that you're down one Peter Parker now. Sorry.

Yesterday I single handedly vanquished the creature attacking the town! When it saw me coming forward to fight, it fled, disappearing.

Let us celebrate my victory!

[Natasha Romanoff]
There aren't any problems that would come up related to our identities if we got arrested in a foreign country, are there?

Hey, read up if you're one of these:

• interdimensional teleporter
  
• interdimensional energy channeler
  
• demonic/hellish realm-connected
  
• something else related I haven't thought of

If you haven't noticed already, there's a hell dimension here. You might have accidentally connected with it or entered it. I suggest you don't do it intentionally. Right now, one of the factions is getting seriously pissed off at several of the others, and it might erupt. It isn't going to spill over here— they have no access— but if you go there, you could get caught up in their drama. Don't do that.

Ronan

What would you think about adding a lake to the Barns?

Someone, anyone, help me find something to do to stay away from the bar?

And I do mean literally anything.

[Filtered to Weasley Twins]

Mr. Johnston is available for pitches next week, could you be ready by Monday or Tuesday?

[Filtered to Anya Corazon]

What are you doing Saturday night?

Party central, that’s us.( Read more... )

Is it a Midgard thing, to be painted and stand as still as if made of stone?