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So inventing job titles. That is a viable career option here?

I cannot imagine "colognoisseur" actually pays anything.

Today's definitely looking up. I mean, it could always improve, but whatever. Also watching Netflix has gotten boring, so if anyone has ideas of how to have fun that don't involve sparring or workout routines, I could use a distraction and the company.

( Texts to Julia Wicker )

It seems like only a few weeks ago I was barely sixteen, but at the same time it's been two years since then. It is extremely strange. But the important point is that I'm now 18 and no longer require a guardian, though I suppose I'll continue to put up with him regardless.

To those that came out to the opening of Once Upon a Pie - thank you and keep coming back to give me more of your money.

For those of you that didn't come out - what's wrong with you? My apple pie is delicious.

We're open from 9 AM to 5 PM every day, except for Sundays. We're closed Sundays. We offer catering services in addition to our baked goods and coffee, as well and fresh ingredients for more of the magically inclined in a special section in the back.

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE/LOKI/VALKYRIE + FAMILY ]
If any of you would like a job, I'm looking for cashiers and servers. And someone to overlook the magical section in the back when I'm not around.

So. Who's hiring?

So today is my birthday. Frank is grilling burgers at the park tonight and he said Karen helped him bake a cake, so if you want to come and help me eat it, you can.

Elektra, you can't not show up, just so you know.

( Delivered to Cassie Sullivan )

Cass is gone. Looks like it's just me and Cassie in the house, now.

>> What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>I mean, does this place melt down brain cells as time goes on, or are the choices just dumber because this is an alt universe?
>> This is why I limit my interaction with other superpowered types. We're all batshit crazy and talking to each other just doubles the effect.
>> If this whole place blows to hell I'm saying I told you so.
>> Because I'm telling you so now. So I'll have told you so.
>> What. The. Fuck.