the displaced; ic

Bloody hell, this ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ minge of an attic has buggered off for a wander again. Don't flip out if you see a door that opens onto a dark staircase somewhere it shouldn't be, it's totally harmless. Nothing but dust, shade goblins and a few boxes of useless old shit. Worst case if you go in is you might come back out in a different part of town.

Anyone have suggestions for best places to apply for work around here for someone who's resume mostly involves fighting, time travel, and alien invasions? The Bureau, maybe?

[ FILTERED TO LAUREL LANCE ]

Burgers, fries, milkshakes and movies?

Going back to finish high school is depressing. And I still suck at English class, apparently.

[ FILTERED TO SCOTT MCCALL]
Hey cute boy with the hot bike. Can we go riding?

[ FILTERED TO KURAMA ]
I haven't harassed you in a while. It's tragic. How's work?

I find the concept of watching television or films to be a complete waste of one's time, but I am also finding that people keep expecting me to know things, and it is annoying.

Give me your top three films that I should watch to understand popular culture.

I don't need consensus from you, I just want a list, and if there is a consensus, those will be the time-wasters that I began with while I wait for things to brew up.

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ TO ROGUE:

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ You have any plans for the summer? Doing anything exciting?

[Scott Summers added in later]

( Gift for Tony Stark (MCU) )

[Texts to Tony Stark (MCU)]

--Are you at all free for dinner next week?

( Gift for Tony Stark MCU )

Got some new memories while I slept. It's ... a really weird feeling. How do the rest of you deal with these?


the 100
I have some stuff to tell you. If you want to know.

Bellamy Blake
In the memories, I saw you again. It was different than it was here. You made it back home.

I radioed you every day for six years. Kind of embarrassing to mention now.

( text messages to tony stark (904913) )

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( text message to tony stark (mcu) )

( Delivered to Tony Stark (MCU) )

( Delivery to Tony Stark (904913) )

Why the hell are airplane tickets so expensive?

Why is it some demons are no more mature than human children? Fart jokes. I've got demons making fart jokes, and they aren't even good ones. Better than making murderous mischief, but it's so annoying.

And why did the pod god decide I needed to have a new, extremely pink wardrobe like I'm a teenager all over again?

[Senior Class Trip; students going & accompanying adults, (& Rogue and Scott)]

Thanks to an injection of wealth, we're taking a luxury coach on this ridiculously long road trip through the ass end of the country. Extra leg room, cozy seats, massage backs.

I've also upgraded the hotel. It was a darling place Scott, but I need more incentive to not just brain blast this trip through everyone and just hit Disneyland.

FILTER: STAR WARS FAM (CANON* - Yes, that means you, too, Rey/Finn/Poe!)

Hey. Got someone here that wants to see you. [ Insert video clip of Chewie howling hello ]

FILTER: BEN SOLO

Look son, I ain't telling him you're here. Not yet. He remembers. Now, I'll get him settled in and talk later, but you know it's gonna take some time. Just be prepared, alright?