the displaced; ic

How are there STILL so many rules?

Tell someone where you're going. Don't take cars without asking. It's not like I stole it. I was bringing it back! I didn't crash it or scratch it or ANYTHING! It's not like they were USING IT. I'm so tired of getting in trouble for rules I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED!

Now I have to go to school to learn how to drive. Why do you have to go to school for that when someone can just SHOW YOU?! I'm getting sick of rules.

How are you doing with the new powers?

Hi. How are you?

How would you feel about providing transportation to the Channel Islands on Friday for a teacher and his student? I'll make it worth your while.

If you had to pick, without any explanation as to why, would you go with balloons or flowers?

And is a 'please' enough to convince you into making a cherry pie for me in the very immediate future?

So, what. Did Baelfire meet Belle at some point or he just know who she is?

Did you and Gideon get all settled? Do you need anything? You know, can't cook worth shit, but I am a very good go-getter. You want a ham on rye? I can get you a ham on rye. Turkey club might be a little trickier but you know, I'll see if I can work my charms. Point is, I'm here. If you need.

You still getting punches on your food adventure card?

Can you see this??? Not that I'd know who you are, but I'm not even sure this is going to work.

When you're both free, I have something to talk with you both about. I know you've been busy with Fray and everything, so I don't want to interrupt. Just when you're free.

texts to eliot waugh

> So. Who's teaching Fray how to "not" steal cars?

> Inquiring minds want to know.

texts to bonnie bennett

> Hey, beautiful witchy-foo friend of mine.

> Weekend plans?

Hey. How are you holding up?

filter: EPS staff & Howlett Gym

My name is Koriand'r. A friend tells me I should seek employment. As I do not blend in with Earthlings, working among you would be ideal. I have no specific skills that I remember from my time on Earth. All I know is my time with Jason and my life on my home planet: I am a warrior. So, if you have a need for an instructor of that nature, I would kindly ask for your consideration.