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By a show of hands.. or comment "hands".. how many on this ship are experience some sort of GI discomfort? Stomach cramping, nausea, maybe vomiting, possible diarrhea, all either with or without a fever?

I don't know what exactly is going on but it's probably to get an estimate number of people who are getting sick so we can make sure we know where it came from. Please not Middle Earth

I feel like I need to apologize for anything Michael's been telling you losers saps folks. He likes to mess with people. ( spoilers for The Good Place ) Speaking of, does anyone have any philosophy books around? Better yet, are there any philosophy teachers or ethics professors here? Because that would be fantastic.

Also - since I died and now I'm alive again, does that mean that any sort of lifetime ban from, let's say for example, a store that lets you build a cute stuffed animal of some kind would no longer be in effect?

[Jason Mendoza]

Come on man, I need your help here.

I don't think there's a curse in all of the Dark Arts potent enough for me to have my full vengeance against whoever is responsible for the misery I endured in the wee hours of this morning.

Roxanne, tell me some of your healing supplies made it through the portal with you, because I think it's possible I still might die.

So it might be prudent to add something about how to avoid the brig to the information pamphlet. Anything it should cover aside from the mostly-obvious "no shooting things", "no fighting (including sparring)", "no breaking into secure areas" and "no destruction of public property"?

Harry! I need your help.

Hi there! I’m Janet.

Fun fact: Though Dr. Alexander Wood, the inventor of the hypodermic needle, is in The Good Place, he only missed being sent to The Bad Place by 312 points. Incest and torture are, as a general rule, frowned upon, no matter the reason.

With that in mind, I do not have skin or a circulatory system, so I can be neither infected nor innoculated. The experience was fun, though!

Alright, everyone was right. Lip Sync Battle is more fun to participate in opposed to just watching. I stand corrected.

They really need to work on their welcome wagon in this place, cause listen: I don’t know where anybody else came from, but in my neighborhood, if a guy grabs your arm and sticks something into it? You deck him and hope whatever it is don’t slow you down much. I could only manage one outta two, so hopefully my brothers’ll still be proud. Wherever they are.

Speaking of, where the hell am I? Besides the obvious, of course.