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Janet, your sentient database! ([info]janetisme) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-28 18:21:00

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Entry tags:aracely peñalba / hummingbird (616), eleanor shellstrop, janet, jason mendoza, michael, richard gansey iii, sam winchester

Hi there! I’m Janet.

Fun fact: Though Dr. Alexander Wood, the inventor of the hypodermic needle, is in The Good Place, he only missed being sent to The Bad Place by 312 points. Incest and torture are, as a general rule, frowned upon, no matter the reason.

With that in mind, I do not have skin or a circulatory system, so I can be neither infected nor innoculated. The experience was fun, though!


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[info]bud_hole
2018-03-01 12:31 am UTC (link)
YO, JANET!

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
Hi, Jason!

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[info]bud_hole
2018-03-01 12:36 am UTC (link)
You just get here?

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 12:38 am UTC (link)
Into existence? No. Though time has no meaning in neither the Good Place nor the Bad Place, I can safely infer that I have been activated for centuries.

Into this small room? Yes! It is very small.

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(no subject) - [info]bud_hole, 2018-03-01 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-01 03:14 am UTC

[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 12:51 am UTC (link)
There's my favorite information delivery system! How ya doing Janet? All systems fully operational, and all that jazz?

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:16 am UTC (link)
Please forgive me for leaving you in suspense, but I was astonishingly without full functionality until just a moment ago, and couldn’t do a systems check.

Aaand done! I am operating at 98.2431% capacity.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:17 am UTC (link)
So that other tiny percent just means something simple, like you forgot what a handshake is, or you can't touch your tongue to your nose - something like that, right?

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
Correct! Specifically, the other 1.7569% is the ability to see where Men’s Rights Activists are coming from, though I’m not sure whether this is a malfunction as much as it is a preference. Personhood is an adventure!

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(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-03 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-03 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-03 11:19 pm UTC

[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 01:21 am UTC (link)
Janet, excellent. I'm going to require everyone's file as well as any relevant media tie-in material they may have appeared in.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 01:54 am UTC (link)
No Janet, don't give that to him.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 01:57 am UTC (link)
Don't be silly, Eleanor. You're such an excellent good person teacher, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 01:59 am UTC (link)
Nope, no cheating Michael. You don't get to read all about everyone. If you want to know about someone, you ask them to sit down over a cup of chowder and very politely encourage them to open up about themselves. Like a human.

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(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aracelypenalba, 2018-03-01 03:52 am UTC

[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:19 am UTC (link)
I will happily do this for you Michael! Just don’t tell Eleanor, because I am not happy to not do what she wants me to do. But don’t worry. I am happy to do this for you.

Would you like hard copy files, or a convenient yet technically obsolete PDA filled with the information? I’ve heard the latter comes with an attractive styles.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:20 am UTC (link)
I can see this, Janet. You are telling me right now.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 03:22 am UTC (link)
Eleanor, don't hurt Janet's feelings. You're being judgmental.

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(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-01 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 03:33 am UTC

[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:25 am UTC (link)
I know. Lies of omission are technically not within my functionality. I did deeply hope that you wouldn’t see it, though!

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(no subject) - [info]teamcockroach, 2018-03-01 03:31 am UTC

[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 03:21 am UTC (link)
Wonderful! Let's go with an obsolete PDA, shall we? That sounds like fun. Thanks, Janet. :)

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(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-03 04:05 am UTC

[info]bornunder
2018-03-01 03:01 am UTC (link)
Hello, Janet, I'm Sam.

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:13 am UTC (link)
Hi, Sam!

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[info]bornunder
2018-03-01 03:14 am UTC (link)
I'm told you have a fair amount of information on your world. Is that true?

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(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-01 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bornunder, 2018-03-01 03:21 am UTC
Sam - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-01 03:39 am UTC
Janet+Sam - [info]bornunder, 2018-03-01 04:08 am UTC
Janet+Sam - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-01 04:30 am UTC
Janet+Sam - [info]bornunder, 2018-03-04 02:37 am UTC
Janet+Sam - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-26 01:56 am UTC

[info]mintedking
2018-03-01 04:46 am UTC (link)
There seems to be a trouble with the equation when balancing incest and torture, someone ends up in The Good Place.

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 06:58 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn’t know, but I can direct you to several essays on moral philosophy if you’d like to decide for yourself!

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[info]mintedking
2018-03-02 01:57 am UTC (link)
Perhaps you could provide me with whatever the equation is that you are referencing? And I'm curious as to what thoughts you have on it, or why not, as the question may be.

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(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-03 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mintedking, 2018-03-03 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-03 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mintedking, 2018-03-03 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-03 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mintedking, 2018-03-03 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janetisme, 2018-03-03 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mintedking, 2018-03-03 11:40 pm UTC

[info]thearchitect
2018-03-02 02:17 am UTC (link)
You're absolutely right. There should be zero chance for redemption and no amount of good should outweigh any bad a person does in their lifetime.

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[info]mintedking
2018-03-02 02:25 am UTC (link)
You may be taking the argument too far in the other direction. There are various sorts of bad behavior. Someone cutting ahead of me in traffic is being rude. But it would not outweigh everything good they may ever do in their life. For all I know, they are rushing to be there in time for their child's recital, to bring pies to a charitable bake sale, or anything else.

Some bad can never be undone. But that does not mean that people should not try to do better, if their conscience comes around. If there is no redemption, no reason to try to do something better, then the world may become a worse place.

Overall, I would say the two do not undo each other. The bad is no less bad for the good. But so too is the good no less good for the bad.

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(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-02 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mintedking, 2018-03-02 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thearchitect, 2018-03-02 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mintedking, 2018-03-02 02:48 am UTC

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