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Well, it's been an interesting couple of weeks. I'll give you that. I've learned perhaps more than I ever wanted to know about what living humans are like. I have a lot to think about. Perhaps I don't have practice with the, for lack of a better word, range in humanity.

So, without further ado, things I have learned about humanity.

1. Even the simplest good person lesson can go over many of your heads. I really don't know how to break it down further. Lying, stealing, cheating, killing should really be pretty basic stuff. As you can tell by the lack of good person lessons, I've decided to put them on hiatus until I better understand how to make it clearer.

2. Most of you often say one thing but mean something completely different. Saying yes when you mean no, for example. I'm so confused I'm not even sure if it could be considered lying. Are the rest of you this confused all the time? It's terrible.

3. I want so badly to help all of you. It's clear to me that my methods may be bar too high for most of you to clear. So please, let me know how I can help you.

Your friend,
Michael

Guess I can cross punching an orc off my bucket list.

I suppose, now that we are heading back on the ship, we can resume our schedule of mindless diversion.

But I wonder. Has anyone else considered quitting the assassin game?

Who said dragons were tough?

Those dwarves know how to make a good ale.

Attn: All current Assassin players, people who want in, people who want to drop out. We start as soon as it hits Tuesday. Copy pasta from the original post below.

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who peter parker & gwen (ph)
what quarantine pickup
where wandering about the decks
when after gwen's arrival
warnings character death, sad peter, awkwardness on his part

( ... )

Just a reminder that classes start again tomorrow at 9.

All reports on Middle Earth are due by Wednesday at 9am. I really ain't wanting anyone to miss out on wherever we go next so please get it in on time and attend classes.

If we need to add anyone new to classes please let Scott Summers or I know so we can get them registered.

And with that I'm gonna console my 8 month old about the fact we ain't allowed to bring a horse back with us. Hit me up if'n ya got questions.

OK. It's possible I bought too many souvenirs.

[Filtered to Friends & Family]

There's too much stuff to bring to dinner. I can drop it off at your cabins.

One of the biggest travesties of this cruise is that I didn't learn to doggie paddle.

It's our last day here and nothing bad has happened.

Unless you count the Balrog.

Which I don't, because I bubbled Periot and me out of there. So pishaw!

Clarke and Bellamy do you think it'd be okay if I went back and tried to talk to the Balrog I think he's just misunderstood

I've been informed by one Maleyn Oretsev that I'm not "social enough."

So here. An obligatory post brought to you by Alina Starkov.

WHO: Kell Maresh, Gansey & Ronan Lynch
WHAT: Welcome to the Gangsey
WHEN: February 17th
WHERE: Med Bay
WARNINGS:

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Our last day here and I woke up fucking sick. I think it might be just a cold, I don't feel like it's the flu. Fucking germy hobbits.

I'll sleep on the couch, Murphy. I don't want you sick too, dummy.

REY (AU):

You've been quiet. Have you been enjoying Middle-Earth?

Or did you spend it somewhere completely alone the entire time?

If it's the latter, we're going to need to talk.

WHO: Eliot Waugh and Steve Rogers
WHEN: Friday morning, the 23rd.
WHERE: Two different places~
WHAT: Eliot calls Steve to apologize.
WARNINGS: language, maybe?
STATUS: complete!

( kid, take a hint )

( Totally a deleted filter to Steve Rogers )

I don't know about you guys, but I'm hoping the next place is Hogwarts somewhere awesome really close. Like weeks without something new and distracting sounds horrible, honestly.

[Eliot Waugh]

Hey.

( Pacakages left for Julia )

It is quieter without Rikku.

filter: paine
Do you think she'll ever come back?

What the hell did I smoke? And are you people seriously clogging up social network with all this random crap?

Nice prank, Stavo, I especially liked the robots, but someone come and get me.

Provided it's not this Buffy person, I don't require guarding. Who calls their kid Buffy? Some lame ass holding on to the 2000's?

[Filter: To people who consider Murphy their friend]

I now have a very impressive collection of wooden pipes made from various woods and designs. It's like I'm an expert and have become super sophisticated. I know you're all very jealous of me and that's fine. I'll take it.

Both of the stops we've had so far have been wild! This last one reminded me a lot of where I'm from, but with less Edgar being... Edgar.

Is there anywhere to tell where we're going next? I can't find one but don't know if someone else might have some tricks I haven't figured out yet! :D

Who: Willow -- Narrative: Mentions of Buffy, Tara, AU Willow, Faith, generalized others
When: This evening!
Where: In her room
What: Being a solitary nerdy ball of nerves
Rating: PG(?)
Status: Complete

( Willow’s brain just wasn’t stopping, didn’t know how to stop, but at the exact same time her mind also didn’t seem to know where to go either. It was a catch-22 of the utmost frustration. )