Texts. Sexts? Snugglexts?
TO: Coralie
FROM: Ted
TO: Silje
FROM: Ted
FROM: Ted
There are a good 90 sq. cm of this mattress left unoccupied by its present inhabitant, should you be interested. Meticulously made, freshly clean. I hear tell that the lessor is dreadfully easy to please.
TO: Silje
FROM: Ted
Evening. How are we settling in?