Involuntary RPG

WHO: Jonas Dufaux and familial guest.
WHAT: Skype date with his best friend whose name isn't Jesse Dean and who also happens to be related to him: his older sister, Leonie. Their loving sibling relationship, just like all things Jonas, is totally fucked up. We'll call this Exhibit A. It may also help explain Jonas's taste in women.
WHEN: Ehhhhhh sometime Saturday morning? What are timezones. It's evening(ish) in Switzerland.
WHERE: Jonas is in his room, Leonie is in Switzerland, the Internet is a bridge between two worlds.
WARNINGS: Really foul language, references to casual use of hard drugs, sodomy, sexual acts and STDs, and probably other things that I'm forgetting because it's 2am.
STATUS: Complete!

( I want you to come home. Do not leave me here with the ogre forever, I cannot bear it. )

TO: Mikael

miss you <3

WHO: Kelly Ansell & Valya Zhiglov
WHAT: Following his altercation with Dante, Kelly checks in on Valya. Awkwardness, fretting, and feelings ensue.
WHEN: BACKDATED to Thursday, April 11, 2013.
WHERE: Valya's room (2e!) in the men's dormitory.
WARNINGS: language. also, it's a bit long.
STATUS: Complete.

( What do you think would make you feel better? )

WHO: Padraig Flanagan (England) and Leona Turner (Australia). Okay, just kidding! They're from Ireland and New Zealand respectively.
WHAT: Leona gets busted doing her research.
WHEN: Backdated to last week.
WHERE: Leona's and Jade's room, 7H.
WARNINGS: Second hand embarrassment, maybe? I just find it funny.
STATUS: Complete!

( Well, well, well... )

TO Davi
FROM Toby

[1/2] OH MY GOD
[2/2] i just saw ur bf's penis.