Involuntary RPG

WHO: Hugo Kraayenburg & Yael Shafir.
WHAT: They're going to talk about puppies, sunshine, and rainbows, obviously.
WHEN: Sunday, December 9th, ~late night~
WHERE: good q
STATUS: THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER. HAHAHAHA SORRY SUCKAS

( . )

TO: Rashida, Dani, Lilja, Liam, Petr (separately)
FROM: Bryn

You want in on the best winter prank before we leave YES OR NO?

TO: Karim
FROM: Bryn

(1/4) Hae I know what will make you feel better
(2/4) Omg why are you taking so long to respond???
(3/4) Okay fine it's pictures of Mímir totally fokking wasted
(4/4) Mikael even got a video

WHO: Understanding Jones and Jodi Duncan.
WHAT: Meditation. No really.
WHEN: 5 December 2012, nighttime.
WHERE: The quad.
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Completed log.

( We calm ourselves down, we listen to the earth around us. )

WHO: Valya Zhiglov and Rashida Mazibuko
WHAT: Discussing plans for break and power experimentation
WHEN: Dinner, 10th of December
WHERE: The caf
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete.

( Don’t worry. I won’t forget you and your dashing good looks. That sort of thing stays with a girl forever )

TO: Team Loon (minus Jonas)
FROM: Leona Turner
SUBJECT: Jonas's Birthday

Hi everyone! (well, except Jonas obviously)

So Jonas has a birthday on Wednesday. Do we want to do something as a team for it? He's probably got other plans with his friends but maybe we could organise a cake or something and/or chip in some money and get him an iTunes gift card? Let me know!

Regards,
Leona

added later
TO: Jesse Dean, Mike Fitzgerald, Hugo Kraayenberg, Raphael Amante, Mikael Eiriksson, Padraig Flanagan, Brad Swartz
FROM: Leona Turner
SUBJECT: Jonas's Birthday

Hello everyone!

Sorry to randomly contact you, but my name is Leona Turner and I'm a teammate of Jonas's. I've been trying to organise a little something from Team Loon who so far are like the bloody Scrooge of birthdays for his birthday this Wednesday, and I would appreciate some ideas if you have a moment. I suggested an iTunes gift card but Laurel pointed out that this would be a bit superfluous for someone in his position it was the one reasonable thing she said. Thank you in advance!

Regards,
Leona

TO: Karim <3
FROM: Evi

bb I have made a schedule to follow Mason around and turn him to stone as often as possible for as long as possible. Is there anyone else?? Is there anything else I can do???

TO: Karim's Ladies & Condors - Karim
FROM: Evi

That party was AWFUL people are such hypocrites!!!! Everyone complains about Karim sharing news, but they are SO MUCH WORSE to him in return :(

To: Jimmy
From: Leigh

Did you know it's 30 hours and 2000 miles from my house to yours? I looked it up.

TO: Nawal Bechara [nbechara@ivi.edu.au]
FROM: Tatjana Roze [troze@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: ( Politics! )


TO: Enely Must [emust@ivi.edu.au]
FROM: Tatjana Roze [troze@ivi.edu.au]
ATTACHMENT: snowyprague.jpg
SUBJECT: ( Prague???!! )

TO: Muhammad Benhamou [mbenhamou@ivi.edu.au]
FROM: Tatjana Roze [troze@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: ( PRAGUE! )

To: Dani
From: Rashida

fyi, i'll miss you while you're gone


To: Kier
From: Rashida

(1) so dani asked me to spend christmas with her
(2) and i said no


To: Valya
From: Rashida

(1) wow, that was a good one
(2) i only just remembered you're not the man of my dreams


To: Karim
From: Rashida

come on, just punch him in the face and be done with it


To: Mason
From: Rashida

how DARE you throw our darling angel karim into a tub? you're the WORST.

WHO: Sadie Thompson
WHAT: Sadie prepares for an appointment with the Dean.
WHEN: Sometime in the last few weeks, idk.
WHERE: Room 4d, Girl's Residence Hall.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete.

( Hi, Dean. Ma'am. Hello, ma'am. )

[shortly after this]

TO: [NUMBER BLOCKED]
FROM: Sam Thompson

[1/2] Hi Stranger, I just wanted to say I'm really flattered by your texts and I think you're really sweet but I think
[2/2] it's best if we don't text anymore. I don't think my girlfriend appreciates would appreciate it.